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Wrote a joke today.
What is Donald Trumps favourite bird?
A MAGApie.
#ImHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
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My neighbours are thinking of renaming their hyperactive two year old and calling him Newcastle.
Because he kicks off every 12 minutes.
#HereAllWeek
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We're about the same height #hereallweek #trytheveal
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Hold on, are we still talking about the royal family here? #hereallweekfolks #trytheveal
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uhm.... griz
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#trythefish
#imheretillnextweek
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The Road Not Taken - a haiku.
The Road Not Taken.
Robert Frost choosing between
Y.O.L.O. and F.O.M.O.
Thanks. I'll be here 'til Tuesday. Try the veal.
#badhaiku #badliterature #trytheveal
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that's enough stand up for one day. #TipYourServer #TryTheVeal
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Wow, based on my feed, they've all got you really....over a barrel. #TryTheVeal
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If a train does Vehicle to Grid (V2G) flow while stopped at the platform, is it a stationary battery? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #TryTheVeal
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Hạ Long bay and a piece of string
Hạ Long is a piece of string. #PunInAMillion #TryTheVeal #HereAllWeek
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Gizmo the orange Maine Coon cat is on his back legs but not at full height as he grabs hold of a clear plastic coat hanger which is being used as part of his playtime routine! His long fluffy tail extends out back on to the dark wood floor as he rises up to wrap his large snow dipped paws around it! In the background of the picture is a grey/silver/white rug with some cat toys on it and a feather wall with display shelving. Just in front of that at the back left of the picture is Gizmo’s current favourite box.
Gone fishin’ and caughts me a big ol’…wait what is this…some sort of catfish? 😹😹🦁🦁 #dadminjoke #hereallweek #trytheveal #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky
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Idea: Chicago should consider outdoor movies at Cloud Gate. They could call it Flicks at the Bean.
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#sorrynotsorry #illgetmycoat
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All In with The Yucks from Sod Save America’s Jon (homophobia can still be funny!) Lovett.
#TakeMyHusbandPlease #TryTheVeal
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"Madders is down. He doesn't know who he is"
"Tell him he's Glenn Hoddle"
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So the Bob Dylan biopic went 0-for-8 at the #Oscars, as the Academy just gave it A COMPLETE UM ... NO. #trytheveal
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Trumpers: I have a joke about the measles vaccine, but you wouldn't get it. 💉
#HereAllWeek #TipYourWaitresses #TryTheVeal #Measles
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I know nothing about how to fix my cars engine, so if it dies, I am really fucked.
I refer to this as car nil knowledge.
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Well, they’re already well and truly cooked down there!
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Amazing how the US Earthquake and Hurricane seasons don't overlap, isn't it?
#hereallweek #trytheveal
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I just got an email with the subject line “welcome to MOHELA” and I was in a momentary panic until I read the email and learned it’s my new student loan provider and not a bris scam #trytheveal
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Boom tish #TryTheVeal
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Thinking about entering the transfer portal…from my desk to the couch.
#IlBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
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Did you hear about the divorced mathematician trying to figure out how much he owes in alimony? 🤔
He’s trying to solve for ex.
😀
👉🏻👉🏻
#TipYourWaiterstaff
#TryTheVeal
🚪🏃🏻♂️💨
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