Oh so NOW I understand what they meant when they said they liked to get "stoned".
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Okay, yes, I'm sorry. I've been a very bad dad-joker.π«£
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My neighbours are thinking of renaming their hyperactive two year old and calling him Newcastle.
Because he kicks off every 12 minutes.
#HereAllWeek
#TryTheVeal
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We're about the same height #hereallweek #trytheveal
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Would it be excessively incorrect to suggest binturong?
I mean, Iβve been too wrong before.
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Matt Badloss <send skeet> #hereallweek
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Thing was he got out twice to take a piss
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. "What'll you have?" asks the bartender. "I have no idea", says the rabbit -- "I'm only here cuz of auto-correct." #hereallweek
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So, you didn't spill the tea then?
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Looking forward to this Superb Owl event tonight. For the record, my three favourite owls are:
Barn
Snowy
Teat
#hereallweek #Superbowl
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Saw a fella in Westminster earlier, with one of those cameras on a stick, while out for a run
Thought to myself
Hey, he's vlogging jogging
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US attacking the capital of Venezuela?
That's Caracas.
It certainly is.
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Not difficult?! Pull the udder one.
#TheArchers
#BadoomTish
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I see one of the mascots just tripped over #CameronGreen's wallet.
#hereallweek (well, for coupla days, most likely)
#Aus #Eng #Ashes #trauma
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More so than Areola? #BoomBoom #ThankYouFolks #HereAllWeek #TryTheFish
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Is that because itβs losing the pounds ?? #hereallweek ;)
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No, wait!
An annoyed lapdog glancing at a poorly small mammal living on a mountain covered with nut trees.
A piqued peke peeking at a pecan peakβs peaky pika.
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This is where the untruths come from. Yes folks, its a lying cunt.
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Hahaha!
The Spy Who Loved Men
Simple Twist Of Bate
White Spunks On Dope
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A poplar destination.
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Apple TV+βs Ridiculous and ridiculously entertaining new show about a plane full of Cat A prisoners crashing in Alaska needs to drop the name The Last Frontier name and be known as Air-Con Air.
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You're a Fungi to be with...
#Illgetmycoat #hereallweek
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New Sky Arts doc on Tuesday on Erotic Art which suggests the Romans had 120 words for penis. Apparently they had 120 words for clitoris too but no one's been able to find them.
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No change to the usual view of them, then, eh? #hereallweek
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As ever, poundshop Trump tribute Farage is taking carp #hereallweek
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Today's minor triumph. I told the ultrasound woman at Kings the "who's the coolest person in a Liverpool hospital?" Joke.
Had to explain it was her like but, you know, she had the good grace not to stop the procedure. #hereallweek
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Pino egregio
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Hearing rumours Matt Dufty wants to go to York next year.
Not to play, he's just always wanted to visit the railway museum
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