Fixed the bug in 4 minutes. Spent 60 minutes explaining how I heroically fixed the bug.
#Value #Process #Software #BadMetrics
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Finally getting to the #Stouterday beer. Won't take much to get this one halfway down the G. Damn the metric system, whats with 330ml anyway? #badmetrics #nochallenge #blueskybeers
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Chasing sprint velocity is like obsessing over steps on a treadmill or cheering for a hamster on a wheel. Did you actually go anywhere? #AgileFail #BadMetrics
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#AgileFail #BadMetrics - team comparison "Team A closed 30 tickets, why can't Team B?". There are different contexts, challenges, and complexities. Stop comparing apples to oranges.
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"How many hours did you do" is not a metric. Teams aren't factories; they're problem solvers. Measure what matters. #AgileFail #BadMetrics
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Agile metrics gone wrong. If your metrics don’t measure impact, you’re just playing dress-up. #AgileFail #BadMetrics
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Counting "lines of code" as an Agile metric is like measuring art by how much paint was used.
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