There are a million reasons that @QuinceMountain is a role model and a badass, but surviving 21 days (17 alone) on @NakedAndAfraid is definitely one of them!! #BareBeQ
"We all just are who we are, and I'm just a badass." YEAH, YOU ARE, @QuinceMountain. YEAH. YOU. ARE. #BareBeQ
GREAT BIG SIGH OF RELIEF HERE. #BareBeQ
Way to go, Q! #BareBeQ
oh no oh no oh no #nottheurethra #BareBeQ
That sounds like an awful lots of hiking and climbing for a man with a broken toe on no sleep. #really #whothoughtthiswasagoodidea #whoapprovedthis #BareBeQ
Fwiw, Q, I do not believe @BarackObama would not settle for diet ice cream, so maybe not a totally improbable dream? #BareBeQ
Hearing talk about fish and having seen the Bingo cards is making me cringe preemptively. #BareBeQ
And suddenly it is Day 14. @QuinceMountain, we're going to need some blanks filled in. I do not envy the crew tasked with editing this down. #BareBeQ
Q, about the rain: "This is the last thing I need right now." The universe: "Hold my drink." #BareBeQ
it's only day 5 are you kidding #BareBeQ
Apparently we're at that point where my concern has escalated to such a level that I am ONLY capable of YELLING AT THE TV BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING, Q. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. #BareBeQ
KITTY IS TOO CLOSE. GO AWAY, KITTY. #BareBeQ
Q. BONES SHOULD NOT BE IN MULTIPLE PIECES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "KEEP GOING?" #BareBeQ
Poor Thereasa! Girl, you are a badass. You lasted 95 hours longer than I would have. #BareBeQ
Babies! Cold and itchy and hurt and probably hungry... Survivalism is admirable and all, but please just come inside so I can feed you already. #BareBeQ
My new answer when someone asks me what two things I want with me on a deserted island: Bler and Q. #BareBeQ
And there in a pinch with the poop jokes, because what else can you do but laugh? #BareBeQ
Look at Q, setting up camp like a goddamn champ. I'm so proud. #BareBeQ
GIRL. There is NO SHAME in being taken down by diarrhea. When your plumbing's not working right, it's hard to feel like ANYTHING can be right. #BareBeQ
Giiiiirl. Listen to Q! Your body is second biggest obstacle in this jungle, and all you can do is try to take care of it and keep going. #BareBeQ
Ah, Hershey squirts. Checking that off the Bingo card. #BareBeQ
Look, I know it is VERY easy to judge from my comfy couch with my whiskey and my chocolate cake and my air conditioning right now, but maybe hitting the long, thin, moving snek with a stick is a slightly suboptimal plan? #BareBeQ
"I think it's poisonous. I'm gonna try to catch him." Lord help. #BareBeQ
Call me crazy, but drinking the water straight out of the stream seems... unwise. Getting my Bingo card ready. #BareBeQ
Dear god please do not slip. Your bottom is bare. Please do not slip. #BareBeQ
Real talk: the ants are the biggest reason I have almost zero desire to visit South/Central American rainforests. #BareBeQ
"Non-confrontational," the summary says, of the brave dude going on TV fully naked and openly transgender. lololol #BareBeQ
I AM ROOTING FOR YOU, Q. #BareBeQ
Kitty! #BareBeQ