Bitmoji of me screaming.

Trying to crochet with black yarn at 430 in the morning while a fly is continually doing kamikaze runs into you is like trying to diffuse a bomb while a toddler screams bloody murder & occasionally touches you.

I’m actively making myself insane. 🤪

#WhoThoughtThisWasAGoodIdea 😂

Yeah, Dre ain't followin that foolishness. #whothoughtthiswasagoodidea ? #IKEAdontgotnuthinonthisbullshit #stopsmostDIYinitstracks #sundayfunday ? #dreventure

Chucky is in my game! Get him OUT please!! 😂
#chucky #whothoughtthiswasagoodidea

That sounds like an awful lots of hiking and climbing for a man with a broken toe on no sleep. #really #whothoughtthiswasagoodidea #whoapprovedthis #BareBeQ

I smell like hair product. #whothoughtthiswasagoodidea