It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
Everybody #BeLikeSimon , be LOUD. BE everywhere.
Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.
Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.
Also, tasty snacks and beverages.
Today is a good day to #fight
Jan 20 should be "Moon Day". Plaster a photo of you mooning the camera all over social media. Tell TFG (That Felon Guy - credit George Takei) to kiss your ass.
As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.
#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
BE LOUD! Call bullshit on bullshit. Climate change is real, and people are losing their homes from fire, or suffering in extreme cold. Right now.
The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.
Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
Start 2025 the right way. #BeLikeSimon ! Help this lil shitposting drawing get some traction (followers, y'all!), do all you can to annoy Trumpanzees, Magats, DOGE Dickheads, and take space, be loud and proud! And when they go low, kick 'em in their privates! #resistance #resist
As the fun and games of 2025 comes upon us... remember to #resist #shitpost and #BeLikeSimon.
There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.
May I recommend Stalin-era Russian composers for a "how to deal with all this shit" soundtrack?
Shostakovich's 5th symphony is a good start.
#BeLikeSimon
Does MSNBC or CNN have a shitposting the fash devil's head?
No, no it doesn't.
#BeLikeSimon
#SimonWasHere
Me first!!!!
#BeLikeSimon
#SimonWasHere
I'm just here for your daily shitposting the fash and general civil disobedience.
Be seen! Be loud! Be everywhere!
Never obey!
#BeLikeSimon
Give them a reason to come after you.
#BeLikeSimon
It's time to shitpost Nancy Mace.
The challenge: call once a day telling this troglodite C.H.U.D. to fuck the hell right off!
(202) 225-3176
Share the number widely and make the call!
#BeLikeSimon
So my little shit disturbers, do you have a plan for when the jack booted thugs start coming for folks in your neighborhood?
Cause shitposting helps, but it won't save a life or protect a family.
#makeaplan #BeLikeSimon
#SimonWasHere
Make "Fuck Off!" a part of your daily discourse.
#BeLikeSimon
Tolerance is sooo BORING!
Fighting fascists is fun!
#BeLikeSimon
I'm all for being stupider. Stupidest. Stoopendiest. Stupendous!
Be so stoopid the fascist don't see you coming until the facts and the fists pummel them.
#BeLikeSimon #SimonWasHere
