Does MSNBC or CNN have a shitposting the fash devil's head?

No, no it doesn't.

#BeLikeSimon

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Lindsay Graham is the Matt Goetz of Ted Cruz's. He makes Turtle look like a freaking Rhodes Scholar.

I may be a disembodied devil squiggly, but I gots more brains than that dipshit.

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Me first!!!!

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So my little shit disturbers, do you have a plan for when the jack booted thugs start coming for folks in your neighborhood?

Cause shitposting helps, but it won't save a life or protect a family.

#makeaplan #BeLikeSimon

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Remember to fight the fash,

And whatever you do, do not capitulate, aquiesce, obey, keep silent, or be polite.

They want you to obey.

Be Simon.

Fuck their shit up.

#SimonWasHere

Big Clown Energy!

(Simon is not a clown, they're a Jester)

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I'm hoping for a faint whiff of sea air and maybe a glimpse of the sun every now and then...

#SimonWasHere

It's also a healthy way to start your day!

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a close up of a kitten 's face with a pink nose and black eyes . ALT: a close up of a kitten 's face with a pink nose and black eyes .

I was thinking about corporate disinformation and was realizing we are wayyyyyy better than that!

We can disinform like no other!

I'll start:

Elon Musk can't get it up without strangling a kitten.

(Does this suck? You show me better!)

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I'm all for being stupider. Stupidest. Stoopendiest. Stupendous!

Be so stoopid the fascist don't see you coming until the facts and the fists pummel them.

#BeLikeSimon #SimonWasHere

a woman in a captain marvel costume is standing in the desert ALT: a woman in a captain marvel costume is standing in the desert

A crying, in pain, questioning all life choices, loney fascist a day...

Something something....

Be like Simon:

Piss off a fascist today!

#SimonWasHere #AlwaysAntifascist