I am fluent in #BeardLaw and I still think James Harden is the worst thing to happen to basketball in the last twenty years.

The No Beard Channel is not good for the world of sports. #BeardLaw

My love of the @Yankees is apparently not strong enough for me to abandon #BeardLaw and join the #StacheSquad.

I will never know this pain because of my solid #BeardLaw compliance.

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I did not want my QB to be sans stache. This may be a turning point in the #Bills season. #BeardLaw #GoBills

I tweet negatively about the #Texans and #FitzBeard must have been offended by my interpretation of #BeardLaw. #NotABlowout

Sexy is the name of the game. @k8wolcott @JoeSpence @lauraespencer #BeardLaw

It seems as if my brother (@JJRIZZ) is going to have to teach his daughter how to shave. #BeardLaw

I am deeply saddened by the soul patch I see upon Conquistador Ryan Miller's chin. He needs to know he is not above #BeardLaw

This video is in full compliance with #BeardLaw

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This beard definitely passes the #BeardLaw bar.

A beard is a terrible thing to waste. #BeardLaw

The only controversy regarding the #PGAChamp is the fact that a man with a soul-patch was allowed to win. #BeardLaw has been violated.

All beards are not created equal. #BeardLaw

Being more fearful of going "beard bald" then "head bald" has made me the man I am today. #BeardLaw

A man can be in a different mood from that of his own beard. #BeardLaw

Anthony Rizzo on Twitter / X This is the official document showing that the Beard won only a few years ago. #BeardLaw http://t.co/5wrOLb8mjC— Anthony Rizzo (@ARRizzo) July 27, 2013

This is the official document showing that the Beard won only a few years ago. #BeardLaw

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A soul patch shows everyone the hard truth about your soul. #BeardLaw

I fear there may be more chin straps in Boston then Buffalo. #BeardLaw on the road.

A pimple underneath a man's beard is equivalent to getting your sock wet in the winter. #BeardLaw

We all know the truth Peggy. We know you love beards. #MadMen #BeardLaw

#BooUrns #BeardLaw has been violated.

Being a #BeardLaw expert does not make me a lawyer. It qualifies me as a weirdo with a yearning to learn about the funky things in life.

Fitz's beard was just not good enough. #BeardLaw

This country needs more bearded politicians. #BeardLaw #BringTheBeardBack

Ken Burns needs to do a documentary series on beards. #BeardLaw

Whenever I see an ad for "The Art of Shaving" my beard hurts. #BeardLaw

This cold front will not penetrate the beard. #BeardLaw

My beard hath been bested by my face, but the world knows that the "Beard will rise again!!!!" #BeardLaw