Dis'd By Gravy, A Bone Stylus Boner, and An Assault By Collard Greens You don't mess with a man's gravy and a KFC worker found that out the hard way. Archaeologists in Sicily found some "hard" evidence on a ancient stylus carved from a bone that sported a very "excited" Dionysus. A Florida woman chose to attack another woman with a plate of collard greens, which would seem to do more damage if they were consumed instead of thrown. Enough stupidity to get you through the week? In this "Midweek BONUS Episode"... - A Vegas KFC Customer Felt "Disrespected" Over Gravy—Stabs Worker - Frustrated Airline Passenger Hijacks Airline’s Intercom At O’Hare Intn’l - The Enviro-Nuts Are Going After Your Dog's Dinners—Which 'Can Have Greater Climate Impact Than owners’ - Bath and Body Works Nixed Its New "Pizza and Ranch" Candle Because It Was Making People Gag - Gang of Monkeys and a Goat on the Loose Near a St. Louis, MO Park - Virginia Woman Claims She Snorts All of Her Food - Little Tyke Tussle! Brawl Breaks Out During KIDS Hockey Game In PA - Man Accused of Firing Gun Outside School Cusses Out Judge, Puts Fingers in Ears - FL Woman Is Arrested For Attacking Victim With Collared Greens - Nevada Man Allegedly Tries to Run over Police with Bulldozer - Men’s Makeup Is Going Mainstream...Thanks to Gen Z & Social Media - Worst Invention Ever? Scroll Through TikTok by Honking Your Horn - FL Woman Stole Co-Worker's Stanley Cup Because She Thought It Would Be Good To Store Her Breast Milk In - Coach Passengers Refused to Leave 1st Class on Flight, Police Removed Them in Cuffs - Woman Accused of Sending Her Ex's Pics to His Mom Rolls Her Eyes in Mugshot - Is the Secret to Finding the Best Orange Examining Its "Booty Hole" - Customer At A Connecticut Restaurant Attacked with Bear Spray - Woman Learns She’s ‘Allergic’ To Her Husband After Years Of Trying to Get Pregnant - A Drunk Driver Was Breathalized At 21 Times the Legal Limit - Archaeologists Discover an Ancient Stylus With an Erection–Yes–That Kind Catch up on all the stupidity from the current events of the week with the Insane Week In Review and meet the next 7 "winners" from this week's Genius Awards!

📣 New Podcast! "Dis'd By Gravy, A Bone Stylus Boner, and An Assault By Collard Greens" on @Spreaker #airlinestupidity #bearspray #boner #collardgreens #dui #kiddiehockeyfight #loosemonkeys #mensmakeup #snortingfood

Photo of January 6 rioters

Wait. Trump is opposed to insurrections? I thought he LOVED insurrections. #ICE #Treason #BearSpray #FecesSmearing #AssaultingPolice #LOVE

#BearSpray them back especially when they are off duty or better yet their family too!

Home 🏡 sweet home 💕
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#BEARSPRAY 💨🐻🤣

17-year-old arrested after discharging bear spray on off duty police officer - Prince Albert Daily Herald Daily Herald Staff A 17-year-old male discharged bear spray on an off duty officer this weekend. According to the Prince Albert Police service a 17-year-old male is facing charges following an incident where an off-duty member of the Prince Albert Police Service was the victim of a bear spray incident over the weekend. At approximately

17-year-old arrested after discharging bear spray on off duty police officer


#BearSpray #CommunityNewspaper #crime #PADailyHerald #PrinceAlbert
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#BearSpray

This is why you #StandYourGround & #FightBack

FAKE COPS!!!!!! ‼️‼️‼️

It did not escape my attention that this guy didn't get thrown to the ground and stomped on. You'd think tbe po po would be irritated by someone imitating them.

#BearSpray
#mace
#taser
#NutShot

#bearspray exchange at a #polisci conference, I think it’s a first! Thank you for ensuring my safety @brittvandewalle.bsky.social !
#apsa2026 #vancouver #apsa25

None of the #ICE cops in today’s attempted arrest videos were protected against #bearspray and that’s something I hope sinks in with #protesters. #revolt

Not if we arm and resist!

Let's stop them before they even get near our cities!

Community groups! Resist!
Fight!
No violence unless provoked! #2A If provoked no apologies!
They want to silence us while they rape our kids! #PedoParty

#BearSpray #Tasors #GasMasks #Clubs #Shields #Zipties

⚠️GRIZZLY BEAR PROOF SUIT - chat is this REAL?⚠️ #GRIZZLYBEAR #BEARSUIT #BEARSPRAY #BEARATTACK #TOILETTIMETV

Marc;

Is it illegal to 🟥use a #MAGAredNONtoxic #criminal #identifier 🟥 #spray in the #USA🟥?

if #ICE are using #mace | #bearspray

If a #woman or #child thinks someone is getting #kidnapped or a #ActOfViolence or #Terror is it #illegal to #Tag the #potentialCriminal?

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But BEAR SPRAY is designed to be deployed at a distance, up to 35 feet (the length of 6-7 men), to create a cloud that deters the bear. Pepper spray only sprays about 10 feet. Bear spray is specifically formulated to deter CHARGING OR AGGRESSIVE BEARS by causing temporary irritation to the eyes, nose, and respiratory system. “Bear spray is regulated by the EPA and approved for bear use only.”

A 2008 "Efficacy of Bear Deterrent Spray in Alaska" study stated: Red pepper spray stopped bears' undesirable behavior 92% of the time when used on brown bears, 90% for black bears, and 100% for polar bears. Of all persons carrying sprays, 98% were uninjured by bears in close-range encounters. BEAR SPRAY REPRESENTS AN EFFECTIVE ALTERNATIVE TO LETHAL FORCE and should be considered as an option for personal safety for those recreating and working in bear country.

Effective use for all types of bears, including polar bears🐻‍❄️❄️🥶 #bearspray for bears🐻‍❄️ requiring use of #selfdefense 🐻‍❄️❄️🥶

It’s dangerous out there! Better not mess with me.
#SelfDefense #Bears #Bearspray

There is a #hot #bear that needs to hit me with his #bearspray #fcf

I need me some #bearspray of #bearcum and #smelling #musky #cockandfeet

Tank: A year later, Saskatchewan solution for bear spray failing badly Bear spray incidents in Saskatchewan — and certainly in Saskatoon — appear to be surging a year after the province introduced rules to curb them.

My column: There have been just three known deaths from bear attacks in #Saskatchewan history. But in the year since the province imposed new restrictions, #Saskatoon alone has endured more than a violent crime a day with bear spray as a weapon.
#bearspray #skpoli
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Screenshot of an Amazon question and answer Question: can you replace the spray when you run out? Answer: if you “run out “a pepper spray, you need to move to a different neighborhood.

#Meme #BearSpray

(some glib assumptions there in the answer)

Matthew Huttle, a #J6 rioters pardoned by Trump was shot & killed by a #Kentucky officer during a struggle & another pardoned rioter who sprayed #BearSpray on officers, was arrested for child porn, so why does Trump want to put #Criminals back ton the #streets of US?

#OhioState #USA #Minnesota #MN

Weighted gloves too. #BearSpray

Tank: Bear spray still a threat in Saskatchewan despite provincial rules Incidents involving bear spray continue in Saskatchewan nearly a year after new provincial rules to restrict its transportation were introduced.

How many have been charged under provincial rules introduced last year to restrict the transportation of bear spray in #Saskatchewan? Have any of the touted $100,000 fines been imposed? Read this:
#skpoli #sask #yxecc #yqrcc #saskatoon #regina #bearspray #police
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Tank: Bear spray as a weapon continues to pose threat in Saskatchewan Incidents involving bear spray continue in Saskatchewan despite new provincial rules to restrict its transportation.

#Saskatoon police report three more bear spray incidents this morning that happened this week, coincidentally the same morning this column was published. #saskatchewan #police #bearspray #crime #skpoli #yxecc #yqrcc
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Tank: Bear spray as a weapon continues to pose threat in Saskatchewan Incidents involving bear spray continue in Saskatchewan despite new provincial rules to restrict its transportation.

My column: #Saskatchewan struggles to grin and bear (spray) it, despite provincial regulations. #yxecc #skpoli #yqrcc #regina #saskatoon #bearspray #crime #police
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That’s the stupidest call I’ve seen all year, you can NOT HIT A KICKER LIKE THAT!! #nfl #Vikings #BearsvsVikings #BearSpray #football #Skol

Good thing he had that bear spray ... And it worked! (I would still carry a backup though 👀)
#bearspray #nature #wild #wildanimals #bear