Park district sign, which reads: "WARNING! Frequency of human-bear encounters! Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noisy bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals. We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Be vigilant for fresh bear activity and distinguish between Black bear and Grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper. Happy hiking...

Bear with me for this joke...

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Dark-themed photo of a gummy bear. Meme text reads, "I hope that when I inevitably choke to death on Gummy Bears, people will just say I was 'Killed by bears,' and leave it at that."

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Photo of two bears, standing on the back legs and facing one another. Their mouths are open and they are roaring at each other angrily. Meme text reads, "I don't know much about bears, but I think these two are married."

They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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