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NYY 3, SF 1
FINAL

Tony Vitello, three straight losses to start the season? Swept.

You're doing... 😫

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A normal team fan would say, "We're only two runs back. We can still win this!"

Giants fans: "This is over"

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More crooked numbers, Giants!

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Borucki, Polish for “Ugh!”

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March 26, 2026, 5:14pm PDT:

Giants score their first run!!!

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I’m fine…

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That’s our Giants! 😩🫠

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Pickup the split!

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Let the east coast bias begin!

#FOXSportsSuck
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They’re (FOX) is laughing at us. 😢

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Are you having fun on the nice March day? Feeling good? Maybe too good?

Well, turn on the TV, pull up a chair and sit back to watch the Giants get swept!

Heck, they might even score their first run of the year!

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Giants remain scoreless, winless, and rudderless in the 2026 season!

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Oh, Giants…

#OpeningDay
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Tim Hill has a sidearm delivery. When he gets older, he’ll throw over the hill.

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“My kingdom for a run!”

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We’re scoreless in the Tony Vitello Era. 😩🫠

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Ummm… Shaggy?

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Ruh Roh...

NYY 2, SF 0
Top 6

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How many games in do we have to go before we can critique Vitello's management style and decisions? When is the honeymoon over?

A week? A month?

We fans are already questioning things.

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Good ol'Goldshit... 🤬

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"Schlittler" sounds like a Shit Hitler (which he was). I would have changed my name.

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Romo got a new stylist. 👌

#NBCSBA
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This PA announcer sucks.

Bring back Renel!

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Jon looks like a retired godfather in that outfit.

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Looking forward two Game Two (and maybe a run or two) after our trouncing Wednesday night.

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Looking forward two Game Two (and maybe a run or two) after our trouncing Wednesday night.

#OpeningDay
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Giants Lose

NYY 7, SF 0
FINAL

We’re 0-1 in the Tony Vitello era. Sigh.
Our pork was fried.

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Doval?! Now they’re just fucking with us like a cat does to a mouse!

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Can we score at least one run to erase some of the national shame?

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“He has Arraez!”

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