5 minutes in to the live recording portion of #BeautifulAnonymous 500th episode and @chrisgethard.bsky.social has already exhausted me.
"What's your favorite Pokémon?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Rules of Combat, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
"I just recently redownloaded Pokémon GO!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
"It's generally quieter than my house." - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #QuietDay #ChrisGethard
"What is your favorite brand of tortilla chips?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dreaming of Kamloops, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalTortillaChipDay #ChrisGethard
"I can't remember a time where I've laughed harder than when Rudy Giuliani gave that speech at that fuckin' Four Seasons place!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly), Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalRudyDay #ChrisGethard
"I'm from California." - CALLER, Election Day Special 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalCaliforniaDay
"We would have wine." - MY DEAD LOVER IS MY SPERM DONOR, Beautiful Follow-Ups: My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDrinkWineDay
"I was never on SNL!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"They weren't just trying to save the humpback whales!" - CALLER, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldWhaleDay
"No." - CHRIS GETHARD, 2023 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"It seems really romantic." - CALLER, In Search of a City, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
"It was Valentine's Day!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
"And then Parks and Rec came out and, like, Galentine's Day had, like, an official name!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GalentinesDay
"It was GREAT to see Jared!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Worst KAREN, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"We have the best pizza in the country!" - CHRIS GETHARD, This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It., Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPizzaDay #ChrisGethard
"Do you fly kites yourself?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalKiteFlyingDay #ChrisGethard
"I got gum in my hair once!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dodging Bombs & Tornados (Live from Boston), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalBubbleGumDay #ChrisGethard
"The dog has me contemplating murder!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Tale for Beautiful Anonymous+ Subscribers, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"I have multiple versions of fart stuff!" - CALLER, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalFartDay
"Everybody loves their weatherperson!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Local TV News Producer, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeatherpersonsDay #ChrisGethard
"I've had Nutella!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldNutellaDay #MrsClausUncensored
"I wear a wedding ring!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandpa Murdered Grandma, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeddingRingDay #ChrisGethard
"My dog, she is pathetic!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #MrsClausUncensored
"I'm not that worried about the dog!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Sexy Renegade Clowns, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #ChrisGethard
"You got the pirate, you got the Groundhog Day guy." - CHRIS GETHARD, Another 39 Year Old Grandma, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #Another39YearOldGrandma #GroundhogDay #ChrisGethard
"What is a Groundhog Day forecaster?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GroundhogDay #ChrisGethard
"So I feel like I've always had this affinity for groundhogs." - CALLER, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GroundhogDay #GroundhogDayEve
"And it was a groundhog!" - CALLER, The Raccoon Incident, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #TheRaccoonIncident #GroundhogDayEve
"Are they all groundhog-themed?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GroundhogDay #GroundhogDayEve #ChrisGethard