Dorothy [to Rose]: You were very fortunate. So many of us wasted our youth.
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Rose: I wish there was something I could do. I know! I'll make my famous ice cream clown sundaes. You know, the ones with little raisin eyes and sugar cone caps.
Dorothy: If that doesn't fill the void, nothing will.
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Dr. Halperin: Carol, this is a different Dan and Morothy.
Carol: You mean these aren't the two nuts who couldn't stop seeing each other? Dan, a sex-crazed nudnik with occasional performance problems, and Morothy, a domineering tyrant who totally emasculated him?
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![Dorothy: Thanks a lot, Rose. Oh, this is a great Valentine's weekend. Stuck in a hotel at a nudist camp for ten hours.
Rose: I'm sorry, Dorothy. It's all my fault. I misunderstood the brochure.
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Dorothy: Thanks a lot, Rose. Oh, this is a great Valentine's weekend. Stuck in a hotel at a nudist camp for ten hours. Rose: I'm sorry, Dorothy. It's all my fault. I misunderstood the brochure. Dorothy [reading aloud]: "Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat. Hike, swim, and play volleyball while the sun beats down on your fanny." Call David Horowitz. I mean, how can they get away with this misrepresentation?
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Sophia: Next question to Dorothy. What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?
Dorothy: I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at the HOME.
Sophia: No more questions.
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Blanche: Well, I hope you're not too upset over this, Dorothy.
Dorothy: I've just been thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life. I mean, there must be a support group for people like me.
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Dorothy: Rose, is this another one of those Scandinavian Viking concoctions? Rose: Yes. It's called geneurkenfleurken cake. It's an ancient recipe, but I Americanized it. Dorothy: Yeah, so one might say you brought geflirchen-nirchen into the '80s? Rose: Yes, but I'm not one to blow my own vertugenfleurgen. Sophia: I can't even reach mine.
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Rose: No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes. Dorothy: My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes. Rose: Get a clue, Dorothy. Men would rather pay for cupcakes. Dorothy: Let me tell you something, you Swedish meatball. I've--wait, wait a minute. You're actually talking about cupcakes, aren't you? Rose: You bet I'm talking about cupcakes. What are you talking about? Wait a minute. Have you and Miles been--baking together?
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Dorothy: Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras. Now, how did this happen? Rose: Oh, I don't know. They just said they wanted two women who loved each other and slept together. Dorothy: We do not sleep together! Rose: Yes, you did. Last month, when--when Blanche was having her room repainted because the plaster behind her headboard all fell out.
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