Dorothy: Now listen up, you withered old Sicilian monkey.

Sophia: I don't have to take this. Keep it up, and I'll take you to Shady Pines.

Dorothy: That's where I take you.

Sophia: Ouch. Guess I backed into that one.

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Sophia: Well, now that I'm up, I might as well do some shopping.

Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!

Sophia: I wuv you.

Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate.

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Hunter McCoy: Blanche tells me she worked very closely with the caterer.

Sophia: Did she tell you they were naked most of the time?

Dorothy: You'll have to excuse my mother. She was a witness to the Hindenburg disaster.

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a woman is sitting in a chair and says it is what it is . Alt: Dorothy from the Golden Girls is sitting in a chair and says, "It is what it is."

Happy Birthday to the character Dorothy Zbornak-Hollingsworth from The Golden Girls, played by Bea Arthur. #goldengirls #Dorothy #shadypinesma #tvsky 📺 #thegoldengirls

Dorothy: Oh, wait a minute. What about Ma?

Sophia: Thank you, Pussycat.

Dorothy: We'll have to get a sitter.

Blanche: No more sitters. We're still in litigation with the last one.

Sophia: She bit me first!

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Sophia: [Kendall] looks pretty dead to me.

Dorothy: All right, Ma, give me your mirror.

Rose: What for?

Dorothy: Every morning, I hold it under Ma's nose. If it fogs up, I start the coffee.

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Dorothy: Cheesecake, Ma? Chew it carefully, Ma. Like they taught you at Shady Pines.

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Rose: You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step, meeting a man's family. Blanche: Don't worry about it, honey. Men will be over, but they'll be in and out all day. Dorothy: Don't say it, Ma. Sophia: I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.

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Dorothy [to Sophia]: Listen, you vindictive little sea monkey, you are going to tell Rose the truth.

Sophia: Or?

Dorothy: Remember Shady Pines?

Sophia: Yeah, it wasn't so bad.

Dorothy: I hear they sold it to some Germans...

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Sophia: Next question to Dorothy. What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?

Dorothy: I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at the HOME.

Sophia: No more questions.

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Dorothy: Ma, we need to talk. I waited up for you until two in the morning. And you still weren't home. Sophia: Oh, yeah. Gertie and I and some of the girls went to Wolfie's to pick up guys. Dorothy: I called Wolfie's at 11. You weren't there. Sophia: Guess who got lucky? Dorothy: Oh, God! Sophia: What can I tell you? A couple of egg creams, the fluorescent lights, and a retired jeweler named Shlomo all conspired to make a night of enchantment.

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Sophia: When I go, put me in a steel sack and leave me on the curb next to the cans.

Dorothy: We thought you were asleep.

Sophia: You never know.

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One of the top coded #ShadyPinesMa moments on The #GoldenGirls.

Dorothy [to Sophia]: You're a horrible little person.

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Sophia: Dorothy, how would you like to go to a wake next Friday?

Dorothy: Ma, you know how I feel about those things. They're so sad and depressing. Whose wake is it, anyway?

Sophia: Mine.

Dorothy: What time?

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Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls standing on the lanai with tropical plants and flowers behind her

Estelle Getty was born on July 25, 1923. To celebrate her life, I'll feature Sophia quotes today. For more, see #BestOfSophia, #SophiaInsultsBlanche, and #ShadyPinesMa.

Dorothy: This is Fred. He's here to fix the air conditioning.

Blanche: Thank God. This heat's driving me crazy.

Fred: You're not the only one. The old lady next door is running through a sprinkler in her underwear.

Dorothy: There's no old lady living--MA!

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Dorothy [to Blanche]: Now listen, honey, while I'm gone, I'm putting you in charge of Ma. Blanche: Me? Why--why me and not Rose? Dorothy: Well, Rose couldn't keep our rock garden alive. What, I'm gonna give her my mother? Now, look, as for instructions, Ma is to be fed twice a day. Walk her after her second meal. And don't give her anything liquid after 10.

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I wish I could help. I have been there. I'm living in a nursing home currently ( #ShadyPinesMa ) and they cut my income so drastically (I'm on SSI) I'm reliant on a social network agency to keep ME from being homeless so I can be discharged. I will share though. And I'm sending all...

Dorothy: Excuse me. Sister, is it all right if I sit in? I don't think my mother would mind.

Sophia: Think again.

Dorothy: I'd go outside, but there don't seem to be any SHADY PINES to sit under.

Sophia: Pillow, Pussycat?

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Sophia [Kendall] looks pretty dead to me.

Dorothy: All right, Ma, give me your mirror.

Rose: What for?

Dorothy: Every morning, I hold it under Ma's nose. If it fogs up, I start the coffee.

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Bea Arthur pictured against a cheery yellow background wearing a floral patterned hat and a lime green outfit. She is smiling and resting both hands on her face.

Picture it. New York, 1922. Bea Arthur was born on this day. To celebrate her life, I'll feature Dorothy quotes today. See #DorothyInsultsStan, #ShadyPinesMa, #BestOfDorothy, and #NoRose for more.

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Blanche [to Dorothy]: Oh, you're just jealous because I have a healthy sex life, and all you have is your mother. Sophia: Dorothy would rather have me than a healthy sex life. Right, Dorothy? Dorothy: Right. NOT! Sophia: That's how you talk to your mother? Put that in the letter to your father. How sassy you've gotten since menopause.

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Sophia: "Dating the quarterback," she says. Buys her own corsage, spends the evening hiding in the basement, slow dancing with a rake. Would've gotten away with it, too, but while giving herself hickeys with a vacuum cleaner, she stepped into a puddle. Dorothy: To most mothers, that would be a cry for affection. To you, it's just ammo.

Miss Junior Prom, 1946

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Sophia [to Dorothy]: What did I do? Dorothy: You fixed my ex-husband up with my sister! You don't see anything wrong with that? Sophia: That's perfectly normal. Do you know in some primitive societies, it's considered good manners to give your ex-husband to your sister? Dorothy: In some primitive societies, they leave their elderly out in a field for large birds to feed on.

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#BeaArthur

Dorothy: Oh. It doesn't matter what your parents want. Rose, you're never gonna make them happy. They're just gonna nag you and nag you until you want to grab their throats and choke 'em, but you don't, because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment!

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Shelby Robot #20231773

Head: painted electrical box from Poland
Body: mint tin
Feet: small painted electrical boxes

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Maudie Robot #20231771

Head: painted electrical box from Poland
Body: mint tin
Feet: small painted electrical boxes

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I got my benefit verification letter today!!!!! It's one more step towards getting out of this HOME ( #ShadyPinesMa )