Rose: I wish there was something I could do. I know! I'll make my famous ice cream clown sundaes. You know, the ones with little raisin eyes and sugar cone caps.
Dorothy: If that doesn't fill the void, nothing will.
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Dorothy: Listen, Daisy, I don't like being intimidated, I do not like being threatened, and frankly, kid, I don't like you. And I am not gonna buy you anything, and I am going to tell your folks what you're doing, and then I'm going to call the school for bad girls and they will come and pick you up and put you in a sack and take you away and you will never eat ice cream or play jump rope again! Daisy: Get real, grandma.
Dorothy: Well, I'm off. If you need something to keep you occupied tonight--Rose, why don't you take out a good book and see if you can find Waldo? HAHAHAHA!
Rose: I've never liked her.
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![Dorothy: Thanks a lot, Rose. Oh, this is a great Valentine's weekend. Stuck in a hotel at a nudist camp for ten hours.
Rose: I'm sorry, Dorothy. It's all my fault. I misunderstood the brochure.
Dorothy [reading aloud]: "Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat. Hike, swim, and play volleyball while the sun beats down on your fanny." Call David Horowitz. I mean, how can they get away with this misrepresentation?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4gtpdaqekcksuoh6gwrm57dg/bafkreiacovkfxvb5an3feuzdsla2tzr66rdpvd7gyab7c6jutz3wkmbsde)
Dorothy: Thanks a lot, Rose. Oh, this is a great Valentine's weekend. Stuck in a hotel at a nudist camp for ten hours. Rose: I'm sorry, Dorothy. It's all my fault. I misunderstood the brochure. Dorothy [reading aloud]: "Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat. Hike, swim, and play volleyball while the sun beats down on your fanny." Call David Horowitz. I mean, how can they get away with this misrepresentation?
Rick: So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?
Dorothy: As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this.
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#BestOfDorothy
Stan [sobbing]: I lost it, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You never had it, Stanley.
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#BestOfDorothy
#DorothyInsultsStan
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Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!
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D: Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfDorothy
Bea Arthur pictured against a cheery yellow background wearing a floral patterned hat and a lime green outfit. She is smiling and resting both hands on her face.
Picture it. New York, 1922. Bea Arthur was born on this day. To celebrate her life, I'll feature Dorothy quotes today. See #DorothyInsultsStan, #ShadyPinesMa, #BestOfDorothy, and #NoRose for more.
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