The Betoota Advocate Photo of PM & couple of front benchers and another of Pocock Labor Government with a 94 seat majority extremely frustrated by calls for them to simply introduce a natural resources windfall tax that the entire nation demands and expects

Love #BetootaAdvocate 😆

Corporation That Helped Cause Extreme Heat Conditions Urges Cyclists To Take Care In Extreme Heat Conditions WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the best cyclists on the planet descend upon our great southern state, some lovely words of wisdom and care have been offered up by one of the nation’s most belove...

The #BetootaAdvocate is apparently satirical
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Australian Media Faces Existential Crisis After Realising this Whole Fee Palestine thing Might Extend Well Beyond University Lawns and Instagram […]

Both of its viewers demand an answer!

#betootaadvocate
#auspol
#china
#fuckmurdoch

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Mid 30s Woman Would Actually Prefer To Go Home Than Take Part In This Whole Encore Thing EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Anita Wheatley, 34 has today been praised for saying out loud the one thing most gig goers over the age of thirty have been too afraid to say. She absol...

Mid 30s Woman Would Actually Prefer To Go Home Than Take Part In This Whole Encore Thing — The Betoota Advocate www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorize...

Yet again #betootaadvocate nails it! #australia #aus #humour #comedy #satire

Nation Excited To Meet The Freakshow Liberal Back Benchers That Will Now Have Very Important Jobs CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are about to become well acquainted with a number of previously unknown Liberal Party MPs and Senators that had previously been hidden from public view. T...

"Nation Excited To Meet The Freakshow Liberal Back Benchers That Will Now Have Very Important Jobs"

#BetootaAdvocate

Forever Renter Stares Into Abyss After Party That Won’t Do Anything Wins Against Party That Would Have Made Things Worse EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who long ago accepted that she’ll be renting until the day she dies has this weekend let out a half hearted cheer, after the party who won’t do anything abo...

"Forever Renter Stares Into Abyss After Party That Won’t Do Anything Wins Against Party That Would Have Made Things Worse"

#BetootaAdvocate

"At Least Ya Know What Ya Get With The Libs" Says Man With Rather Impressive Pain Threshold WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed an impressive fact about his character. Speaking to our reporters ahead of tomorrow’s federal election, Jason Andrews revealed...

I miss the days when it satire was easily distinguished from people's actual views or statements...

#Auspol
#AusVotes2025
#BetootaAdvocate

Nation Waits Excitedly To See What Unique And Unpredictable Voting Patterns That Queensland Pulls Out Of It's Arse On Saturday WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Political beings around the nation are eagerly licking their lips, it can be confirmed today. The cause of salivation comes as the likes of the West and South get prep...

"Nation Waits Excitedly To See What Unique And Unpredictable Voting Patterns That Queensland Pulls Out Of It’s Arse On Saturday"

#BetootaAdvocate

#GoodFriday #BlackFriday #HolyFriday #GreatFriday #Great #religion #FaerieTales #ReligiousNonsense #Easter #religious #christ #christianity #RWNJ #Jeebus #Crucifixion #Cross #YHWH #jehovah #jesusChrist #jesus #Palestinian #PalestinianJew #Palestine #Colonialism #Zionism #BetootaAdvocate #AUSPOL

"A Minority Government Will Be A Disaster" Says Coalition Of Four Parties That Hate Each Other CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition is this week shifting their election messaging, as polls numbers show it is now statistically impossible for the Liberals to achieve a majority...

“A Minority Government Will Be A Disaster” Says Coalition Of Four Parties That Hate Each Other

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7 Types Of Greens Candidates Now Campaigning In Australia's Inner-City And Coastal Electorates CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Labor lifts in the opinion polls, the 2025 Federal Election is back to being a neck and neck race to the May 3 ballot. This means the major parties are right where...

Lol

"7 Types Of Greens Candidates Now Campaigning In Australia’s Inner-City And Coastal Electorates"

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Good chat with Max Chandler- Mather

#BetootaAdvocate #AustralianGreens

Malcolm Turnbull Accuses The ABC Of Being Pusillanimous On His Ambulatory And Obloquy Disagreement With That Egocentric Megalomanic Donald Trump And His Conga Line Of Sycophants Who Are Canoodling The... WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former Prime Minister of Australia has hit back at the current US president today – in a big way. Taking to one of the soap boxes in the City of Sydney, Malcolm Tu...

"Malcolm Turnbull Accuses The ABC Of Being Pusillanimous On His Ambulatory And Obloquy Disagreement With That Egocentric Megalomanic Donald Trump And His Conga Line Of Sycophants Who Are Canoodling The President’s Lack Of Incertitude"

#BetootaAdvocate

Nuclear Power Bro Has No Fucken Idea If Proposed Tarong Plant Could Withstand A Category 2 Cyclone CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For years, Noosa-based ‘centrist voter’ Dean McCafferty has begged people to educate themselves on the truth about nuclear power. This contrarian approach to Australi...

"Nuclear Power Bro Has No Fucken Idea If Proposed Tarong Plant Could Withstand A Category 2 Cyclone"

#BetootaAdvocate

You've Gone A Bit Quiet
Mate?

#betootaadvocate WHAT'S GOING ON MATE? For the first time in years, #PeterDutton has gone several days without criticising the govt or the public service.
#AUSPOL #PutLNPLast #DicksonDecides #Dickson #QLDPol #Dutton #MashTheSpud #VoteTheDickOutOfDickson #Alfred #LNP

Conservative Brisbane Voter Pained To Admit The Greens Have Put That Traitor Dutton To Shame WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Carina man has today been forced to make a big admission. A former rusted on Liberal voter who know swings more to the middle, Andrew Wilson (59) has been at pains t...

"Conservative Brisbane Voter Pained To Admit The Greens Have Put That Traitor Dutton To Shame"

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Is this #fairdinkum? Seems sort of #Australian in tone… #FirstDogOnTheMoon #Crikey #BetootaAdvocate

ScoMo Advises Dutton To Invite The Aussie Cricket Team To One Of His 30 Homes For A Damage Control PR Shoot WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Liberal Party has today received some much needed PR advice from a man who has seen it all. As the media continue to not ask questions about Peter Du...

"ScoMo Advises Dutton To Invite The Aussie Cricket Team To One Of His 30 Homes For A Damage Control PR Shoot"

#BetootaAdvocate

Man With Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Hide Sure Has Done A Lot Of Hiding More to come.

"Man With Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Hide Sure Has Done A Lot Of Hiding"

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Bob Katter Says He'd Like To Make A Few Points About Medicare Reform Because Look It's Obviously Very Bloody Important That We Make Sure Australia's Health System Doesn't End Up Being Privatised Like ... CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both the major parties begin making their pre-election commitments to Medicare reform, The Independent Member for Kennedy has also thrown in his two cents. See Bob...

I love the Betoota, they always manage to hit the nail on the head when they satirise our pollies. This sounds like Katter. They forgot the crocodiles tho #auspol #BetootaAdvocate

Dutton Joins Local Marching Band Today On The Dog Whistle More to come.

"Dutton Joins Local Marching Band Today On The Dog Whistle"

#BetootaAdvocate

Dutton: Let's Get Australia Back To When We Had 3 PMs In 5 Years And One Bloke With 5 Ministries More to come.

"Dutton: Let’s Get Australia Back To When We Had 3 PMs In 5 Years And One Bloke With 5 Ministries"

#BetootaAdvocate

When did the #betootaadvocate take over the ANC newsroom?
Wonder when the local cafe owners will be asked for their opinion…

Woolworths Discover Their Own Workers Hate Them Even More Than The Exploited Farmers And Customers — The Betoota Advocate CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia’s most beloved supermarket giant says that they are once again facing unfair criticism for just trying to have a go. Woolworths, which is one of the two sup...

"Woolworths Discover Their Own Workers Hate Them Even More Than The Exploited Farmers And Customers"

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Chalmers Tells RBA He'll Go Full Logan On These Putrid Mutts If They Don't Lower Rates Next Week WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer has today issued a stunning spray at the Reserve Bank of Australia. Fronting the media to label the central bankers a bunch of ‘fucking gronks’ ...

Ah if only...

"Chalmers Tells RBA He’ll Go Full Logan On These Putrid Mutts If They Don’t Lower Rates Next Week"

#BetootaAdvocate

Australia Reaffirms It's Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again. That’s because, we are back on the god damn map! Yep, Australia ...

"Australia Reaffirms Its Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban"

#BetootaAdvocate

NZ Government Getting A Reminder Of Why They Had To Sign The Treaty Of Waitangi In The First Place CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact TRENCH WARFARE: Close to 50,000 Māori protestors have descended upon the New Zealand capital of Wellington today, in protest against the same lies that conservative r...

"NZ Government Getting A Reminder Of Why They Had To Sign The Treaty Of Waitangi In The First Place"

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Dutton Refuses To Support Caps On The International Students That He Blames Everything On — The Betoota Advocate CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition are gaining even more momentum heading into Christmas, as it becomes even more clear that Prime Minister Albanese is struggling to make the cha...

"Dutton Refuses To Support Caps On The International Students That He Blames Everything On"

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