#Biden2028: We’re none of us getting any younger
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#Biden2028
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Sexxxxxxay #BIDEN2028 the only man who can defeat Donald Trump running for his third term! #FuckTrump
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I shit on my neighbors windshield after they blocked me in for the third time. It was during the last cold snap. My turd was so hot; it broke their windshield when it hit.
I feel a little guilty.
But then I saw they had a Trump24 sticker on it.
Fuck em
#biden2028
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The people who voted republicans are one thing, but my rawest blackest hate is reserved for those who turned their back on Biden when they needed him the most. inshallah the #Biden2028 movement will bring all those ageists to heel, and if not, enjoy third term Trump fuckers
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A Fellow #Biden2028 guy, salute
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How it felt watching Joe Biden drop out #StillRidingWithBiden #LetsGoJoe #ThankYouJoe #Biden2028 #NeverthelessHePersisted
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Will when are you gonna officially endorse the #Biden2028 movement
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Hell yeah #Biden2028
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I’m running
#Biden2028
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I’m going to get an ice cream cone tattoo on my forehead. Jill’s trying to talk me out of it but Hegseth said it’d be, “Icy.” Which apparently is a good thing. Told you kids Trump was on the Epstein list
#Biden2028
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My son Hunter Biden would make a great president in 2032. I’m so proud of him for finding his laptop. Jill and I paid $3,200 for it, computers aren’t cheap. He’s been using my Gateway from 2001.
#Biden2028
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Here’s a picture of my beautiful wife Jill with our 2 dogs, Champ and Major. Donnie Trump can’t get 2 loyal dogs and a real wife. Time to show Barry Obama how to play Pickle Ball.
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
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Press Release:
Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts
#Biden2028
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I’m going to whip Jake Paul’s ass on PPV and donate the proceeds to NPR and PBS. Might get Jill a gift certificate to get her nails did too.
#Biden2028
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Looks like we’re going into a recession due to Donnie Trump. Jill and Michelle are clipping coupons while the Bushs are collecting empty beer cans from the party for the return deposit.
#Biden2028
#MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor
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My keg stand went 18 seconds longer than Hegseths. Lindsey Graham is making out with Chuck Schumer. (My gaydar is on point) MTG is wasted, crying and trying to convince Cory Booker that she’s not a Neanderthal. Gotta go, Jill’s coming
#Biden2028
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My son Hunter and Hegseth just went out to get a keg. I told Jill it’s just going to be one of those nights. My neighbor Bill Clinton thinks Colbert and Biden has a nice ring to it for the 2028 presidential election.
#Biden2028
#Colbert2028
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