Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...

@mcsweeneys.net tells us why Santa finally decided to be a taker, and not a maker. #AllAboutHim #BigBeautifulBallroom

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That makes #PerfectSense
#KingtRump will build #GiantBunkerComplex under his #BigBeautifulBallRoom
#LittleManBoyDonny KNOWS he's going to need a #HitlerBunker eventually.
But can we just skip ahead to where his body is found by EU (after Canada joins them) & UN Troops.

Will the #BigBeautifulBallroom have a drive-thru McDonald's?

Leavitt reveals the largest problem with the Trump regime: that Trump considers the White House golden ballroom to be the largest problem facing the Trump regime.

#BigBeautifulBallroom #TrumpChaos #TrumpUnfit

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Fingers crossed

Just say no to the #BigBeautifulBallroom

He claims construction has started on the #bigbeautifulballroom
Who approved the design? Any amount of Architectural review / public discourse? Permit issued? Budget, Schedule?