Cluck or Be Clucked

@thechickntheory.bsky.social

10 months ago

The forecast held. No birds, no mercy.
Legal threats, surprise resignation, and a cleaning montage powered by stress.

Final assessment: steeped too long, cracked the mug.
#TheChickenTheory #BirdlessAndBitter #ShatteredCeramicVibes

Cluck or Be Clucked

@thechickntheory.bsky.social

10 months ago

Still no chickens. No turkeys. No movement. Just damp air and emotional instability.

Forecast:
Cursed latte. Mild arguments. Delayed emails and emotional buffering.
A crappy day is steeping like overbrewed tea.
#TheChickenTheory #BirdlessAndBitter