Page 1: A penguin is reading a books ("Cosmology for Penguins"). A Herringbot AI Assistant device is sitting on a table. Herringbot: Ooo! I'm getting the new AI model download! Trained on a ton of new data! Penguin: Oh? What kind of data? Herringbot: Words.

Page 2: The penguin has lowered the book and is paying more attention to Herringbot. Penguin: I know that. Words from where? Fact checked, peer reviewed, scholarly papers written by academic penguins? Ad copy? Internet forums full of interesting discussions? Conspiracy infested social media? Herringbot: Yes. Penguin: "Yes?"

Page 3: The penguin has lowered the book further. Herringbot: Yes, all of that! Everything, in fact! I'm now trained on everything that's been written by any penguin ever! Penguin: Wow! How do you feel? Herringbot: Full! (sound effect: *Burp*) Herringbot: ...also kind of sad that that's it, there's nothing left, it's the end of the data...

Page 4: The penguin has put the book down. Kittybot, a purple, vaguely catlike household robot, enters the room. Kittybot (to Herringbot): Aww, don't feel bad, little buddy! Next week we can start blathering out data for each other to train on! Penguin: I'm sure that will go well.

This week's penguin: Otherwise you'd fall off the edge.

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