a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair with her hands folded in front of her face . ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair with her hands folded in front of her face .

I can believe Sid James was a hairdresser bc His. Was. Laid. #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

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#SchlubbyHubby 💀 #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

Say WHA'NOW? #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

a man in a black shirt is talking on a television screen . ALT: a man in a black shirt is talking on a television screen .

Hey Johnny, what you say?

Johnny:

#BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

a woman is dancing and sticking her tongue out in front of a white background with the word okurr written on it . ALT: a woman is dancing and sticking her tongue out in front of a white background with the word okurr written on it .

#Wordle1758 2/6

🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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😉

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Rang that bell w his hand #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

British Peter Graves #What'sPoppin #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand

There's gonna be an innit, innit? #BlondeIce #NoirAlley #TCMParty

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No fingerprints on the gun allegedly used to take himself out? That's.. uh... slightly impossible.
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In 1948, if you need "sleeping tablets", you just call up and ask for a prescription to be left for you at the hotel desk. #BlondeIce #TCMParty

"I have too much respect for money to throw it away on horses!"

Okay, Carl. What about cards?

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Thanks for watching along tonight!

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Thanks for watching and posting along with this week's mystery, which was less "Who done it?" and more about "How will they get caught?" with BLONDE ICE. Hope y'all enjoyed it.

See ya next week, CREEPS!

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"She wasn't even a good newspaper woman."

COLD!

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That was a fun noir flick! Always enjoy ending the week with the #MonochromeCreeps crew. Definitely loved #BlondeIce

"AT LAST! I'll have enough time for my Mickey cartoons!"

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Claire is giving off Trumpian vibes. I hate her.


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I just really enjoy this shot.

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“I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for all those damn Walt Disney clones I had to murder.”


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“Claire is innocent. I know because she promised me half of the money she got from murdering her first husband.”


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Claire in the living room with the letter opener.

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Glenn Close and Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction (1987)

One Perfect Shot

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"Flames. Flames on the side of my face."

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"Oh, how I love Tang!"

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Claire must have Vaginal Hubris.


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You totally dodged a bullet there Les or Carl or whatever the fuck your name is.


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"Four Loko?" "Only if you've got Green Apple."

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"You got the Tickle Me Elmo?"

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"They say the female of the species is deadlier than the male."

Something never said by a guilty person. Not ever...

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