South Australia Battles Green Soup While California Fights Its Latest Crisis #AlgaeApocalypse #BloomBoom #CaliforniaDreamin #SlipperyStreets #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com As South Australia valiantly battles an onslaught of fluorescent green algal bloom, California—never one to be out-bloomed—has announced its own luxurious, artisanal bloom sweeping the state with completely avoidable fanfare and the scent of, well, rotten seaweed. Los Angeles residents awoke this week not to wildfires or earthquakes, but to an ominously crunchy green layer coating their Teslas and yoga mats.

South Australia Battles Green Soup While California Fights Its Latest Crisis

#AlgaeApocalypse #BloomBoom #CaliforniaDreamin #SlipperyStreets #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com As South Australia valiantly battles an onslaught of fluorescent green algal bloom, California—never one to be…

Easter is coming. Wishing you lazy brunches and petals that never droop and outshine the sun!
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