grasp an egg in each hand, rub them on your clothing, hold them up to your hair, and you will feel egg static

#BlueskyPoll --
🔘you laughed
🔘you groaned
🔘you didn't get it
🔘you tried it, didn't you

Question: Did you received your #FoodStamps #SNAP benefits today or found out the benefits didn't arrived as expected?

"Yes" or "No" answer:

#BlueskyPoll #Poll

How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.

#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles

Who in your timeline is most roastworthy for Peter’s Savage Solutions?
👉 Your bestie
👉 Your ex
👉 Yourself (let’s be real)
Tag & call them in. The truth will set you free.

#PetersSavageSolutions #BlueskyPoll #TagYourChaos

The #fediverse nailed its brand—the concept and name? 🤌 Meanwhile, " #internet " feels increasingly outdated—and/or inaccurate. I have some suggestions:

- InterNope
- InsolentNet
- InterNoxious
- IneptNet

#aislop #blueskypoll #poll #bluecrew #proudblue #why #ai #misinformation

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below him ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below him

Your female roommate knocks on your door covered in blood & says "What happened last night? I don't remember what I did." What do you do:

A. Call the police/EMS
B. Take her to the hospital
C. Put a bandage on the worst injury & take her to work

#friends #trauma #writers #blueskypoll #bluesky #WTF

Is that a horse or goat on his back, or something else entirely?

Like for horse 🐎
Reskeet for goat 🐐

#Poll #BlueSkyPoll

What’s your favorite John Carpenter Movie? #Horrorsky #HorrorCommunity #Filmsky #BlueskyPoll

Better guilty carb loading treat:

A) Spaghetti sandwich
B) Turkey and Stuffing/Dressing Sandwich

vote below!

#BlueSkyPoll #ComfortFood #GuiltyPleasures

#blueskypoll

(A) Underwear
(B) Jock strap
(C) Commando

I prefer commando daily. 😂

10 best headphone tracks to test your headphones Welcome to our guide to the best headphone tracks we know. Is it just us, or is the modern world noisier than ever?

If someone gave you a pair of headphones right now, and you could blast any song as loud as you wanted (with no fear of hearing loss 😆), what would you crank up? 🎧📻

The Top 10 "Best Headphone Tracks", complied by Stuff.TV. (No AC/DC? No Dio? Hmm)

#musicsky #music #musiciansky #blueskypoll

Quick Poll with a Twist

You’re trapped in a haunted house with one horror villain as your teammate. Who are you picking? Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, or Michael Myers—and why?
#HorrorTalk #TeamFreddy #BlueskyPoll

Poll time: What’s more relaxing—watching a sunrise over rolling hills 🌅 or stargazing on a clear country night 🌌? Cast your vote with the emojis above!! #CountryDreams #BlueskyPoll #Blueskycommunity #LetsDiscuss #relaxation #BercyFarm

Quick call! RX 6950XT or RTX 3090? 🚀💻 Dive into the GPU dilemma with me – weighing power, performance, and your digital dreams. Which beast would you unleash in your rig? 🕹️ #TechDilemma #BlueskyPoll