Coming up at 7:30 this evening, we start with Orson Welles Mysterious Stories- ep 1 featuring Donald Pleasance. Then 90's BBC comedy double with #FistOfFun and #TheSmellOfReevesAndMortimer. We'll finish with ep 2 of Edge Of Darkness twitch.tv/alidoolalli #twitch #retro #tv #BobMortimer

Watching #bbc show #bigcats about wild life in #southafrica

And thanks to #bobMortimer I can't stop interjecting with "hey you fat prick" and "drop your strides" in my worst South African accent

#OnThisDay from March 1992 - TV HITS
#VicReeves and #BobMortimer are your centrefolds!
"I'm not the next Craig McLachlan!" says #Neighbours' Richard Huggett.
A guide to Cops On TV.
Plus a sneak preview of #ChristianSlater in Mobsters.

Bob Mortimer collection. National Treasure.

Tubby Brewster - War Against the Environment - Pocket Meats

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#bobmortimer #vicandbob #pocketmeats #tubbybrewster

‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars ‘Christians complained about the stuffed buzzard wearing a crucifix round its neck. Birds can’t be Christians, they said. It’s the most complaints we ever got’

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#television
#classictelly
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#vicandbob

‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars ‘Christians complained about the stuffed buzzard wearing a crucifix round its neck. Birds can’t be Christians, they said. It’s the most complaints we ever got’

The peak of Vic and Bob in many ways. They were having the best of times doing this.
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#BobMortimer #JimMoir #ReevesandMortimer #ShootingStarts #BritishComedy

Eric is obsessed with the Book I am Currently Reading, and there is a strange man in front of our fireplace pointing at something I am unable to see.

Meanwhile I am still trying to read, Bob Mortimer's latest book, The Long Shoe.

#Catsandbooks #bobmortimer #thelongshoe #drawingfunnypictures

Received today.

One cannot live only with Dostoyevsky!

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This evening’s reading 😀
#booksky #amreading #bobmortimer

I don't know anything about art (expect SHEDS are ART) but this looks like three Bob Mortimer wigs on a stand (not including his Cheesy Puff wig)

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The UK deploy #bobmortimer to both confuse and pocket meat the Us into surrender

We've done the Saltaire Living Advent tonight, and as always there are some great windows, but there was a clear winner. #saltaire #bradford

Is #BobMortimer here!?

@Izng @atlefren https://youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg

WIN: Book #1. The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer (Hardback). Published by Gallery Books @ Simon and Schuster. Book #2. Only Here, Only Now by Tom Newlands (The Waterstones Scottish Book of the Year). Published by Phoenix @ Weidenfeld and Nicolson. Book #3. Death At The White Hart by Chris Chibnall. Published by Penguin. Book #4. Raising Hare by Chloe Dalton. Published by Canongate.

#WIN books by #BobMortimer #TomNewlands #ChrisChibnall & #ChloeDalton

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[Book images courtesy of Waterstones]

My most anticipated read of the season: The Long Shoe by the incomparable Bob Mortimer.

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Yay proper music! #dizzy #vicreeves and #bobmortimer #wonderstuff #totp

I've started a new book, hurrah! Here's what I think of the first line of Bob Mortimer's The Hotel Avocado 😄

#booksky #firstline #bobmortimer #readers

Had to visit an Endodontist on Thursday. Towards the end of a 1 hour procedure he asked the nurse for Fuji 9. I was laughing inside. Just another reason why comedy is wonderful 😁
#Comedy #BobMortimer

Interview: Bob Mortimer On Gone Fishing Can you tell us about the forthcoming series of Gone Fishing – it feels a little different this series?Well, I think if it is different, it's because we have a slightly different approach. We wanted t...

"We didn't perhaps catch as many as we would normally hope to, but we did get some Clonkers."

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Interview: Bob Mortimer On Gone Fishing beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/1673...

I realise that Gone Fishing is not officially on TV until 9pm but watched a couple of episodes on BBC I-player. Wonderful - feel-good programme which is just what we need today with the bonus of friendship, good humour and fantastic scenery.
#GoneFishing
#PaulWhitehouse
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing Two friends, beautiful places and a good natter. Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse go on a life-affirming, funny journey, sharing their changed outlooks and trying to land a catch.

Is there anything better than wiling away a Sunday afternoon with #Mortimer&WhitehouseGoneFishing?

Season 8 out now!

#BobMortimer #PaulWhitehouse

Bob Mortimer. The Satsuma Complex. Have loved Bob since Shooting Stars. Can't wait to read the next book. #bobmortimer #thesatsumacomplex #book #thursday

#bobmortimer #madeyousmile #ledgend

Today in Bookish and Literary History, October 9

🔴 2025 The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer

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youtube.com/watch?v=emz6... Bob being Bob. Treasure these moments ( I know it’s old, I’ve had a drink) #comedy #BobMortimer #thefootball

How do you even explain that 🥴 #WouldILieToYou #WILTY #BobMortimer #Wedding #Whoops

Last One Laughing season 2 will see Bob Mortimer return as all-star line-up is revealed The reigning champ will be joined by David Mitchell, Diane Morgan, Romesh Ranganathan, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr and more.

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O.M.G.
Bob AND David? My heart won't be able to make it. Thank God Lee Mack isn't there because I wouldn't be able to watch. It would absolutely kill me. 💀☠️
*Bloody hell! I am so excited about this! 😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🏆

#loluk #LoLUK #DavidMitchell #BobMortimer