Waxed ✔️ Oiled ✔️
Pierced and plucked like Sunday brunch—extra juicy. 🍑✨
Abs? Allegedly forming.
What’s confirmed?
Dad’s thirsty. And he didn’t come to sip. 💦😈

#HotDadSummer #BodyByLighting #ThirstTrapActivated #teampierced