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🥱 #BrainFart on my part.
you are correct.
will delete.
😬commenting before thinking.

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#theswordinthestone #fanart #animation #doodle #cartoon #wart #merlin #brainfart

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might be kinda a stupid question but is there actually a shortage of data centers?

my shitty little vps still costs the same pocket change it has for years and ${EMPLOYER} hasn't seen any price increases.

🤔

#BrainFart

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i have a colleague.

he likes to over engineer things.

like taking a simple function that does a bit of regex and refactoring it into a 800 line bespoke plugin system (that's just wrapping grep).

i don't really care, go nuts buddy. pr approved, maybe add a snarky comment.

the problem is he is […]

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Als één man ervoor zorgt dat 3 vrouwen zich ook nog in de zorg moeten storten, na hun dagdagelijkse job (en het huishouden), dan begrijp ik nu waarom er daar zoveel handen tekort zijn.

#brainfart

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petrol pump with a sticker of biden with the words 'i did that' underneath.

petrol pump with a sticker of biden with the words 'i did that' underneath.

are there trump versions of the biden "i did that" stickers on petrol pumps yet?

#brainfart #USPol

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a man with a mustache is wearing an apron ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing an apron

Die stem in Psycho van Muse blijft me afleiden.
Klinkt 100% als Bob Belcher die het in de keuken compleet kwijt is. 🍔
De Sergeant channeling H. Jon Benjamin yelling at Gene.
“Are you a psycho killer?”

#Muse #BobsBurgers #Brainfart

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May as well walk back out & try again. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄🧠😶‍🌫️

#allibean #musician #forgetful #whyamilikethis #brainfart

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#brainfart #ttrpg
I'm always fascinate by Pokemon world, where title is a catch all term for monsters, spirits, ghosts, and gods.

Somehow humanity has established ways to pet and train them to be companions. And eventually technology to catch them and "lobotomize" moves out of them.

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a statue of a baby with a surprised look on his face ALT: a statue of a baby with a surprised look on his face

#BrainFart

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#StateOfTheUnion has #NarcissisticTwat released another (un)truth #BrainFart yet .. 2 hours of #Deranged lying is just that .. 2 hours of lies.

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Gibson has already declined to meet the mayor and last week the council said the matter had to go to a full investigation.
The process to date had cost $9819. The council was unable to say yet what the final cost would be.
When a #BrainFart costs a Council…

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I wrote a #grant. First paragraph, brain blanks on a word. I put in an “alternative” and highlight to fix later. Fast forward, weeks later: getting ready to submit, look quickly, unhighlight entire document. And submit. I review submitted grant and see it. First sentence. My #brainfart. Hello. 😣

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That's the word I was looking for! #brainfart

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Saw the headline "US directs all troops out of Syria" and my first thought was, "Hell, yeah, sounds like a great time to visit!"

But a moment later..."oh..."

#brainfart

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... or #BrainFart?

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Als je doet wat je deed, dan krijg je wat je kreeg.

#brainfart

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Fried Chicken & Gasoline Hey people, This is probably going to be on the short side because, as I mentioned last month, my focus is pretty much on one project and one project only:...

It's newsletter day. Follow the link to read it, sign up to get it delivered to you by email. #Brainfart #Newsletter #DinerPunks #Reviews #WorldAnvil #AwardWinning #Postapocalypse

buttondown.com/Kingyak/arch...

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February 5, 2026: Different February 5, 2026 Someone notices a detail everyone else can't—or won't-—see. A few years ago, there was this TV show called “Happy!” with an actor who starred as a police detective with sometimes-ques...

... And it helps if I remember to put in the link. (Did I mention that I'm feeling under the weather?) #BrainFart
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
CW: sex and drug references

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This hack is the quickest and easiest way to tie a tie👔
This hack is the quickest and easiest way to tie a tie👔 YouTube video by The Daily Nelly

Mijn brein na 5 seconden :
dat moet je toch niet proberen bij elke das (als die bij bewustzijn is).

youtube.com/shorts/m0iYP...

🤪😂

#brainfart

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When Someone Asked What I Want For Christmas? | Speechless.
#whatiwantforchristmas #speechlessmoment #christmasstruggles #lostforwords #giftideasneeded #holidaystress #christmaswishlist #brainfart #relatable #christmastime #decemberthoughts #overwhelmed #santababy #christmasgifts #mybrainisfrozen

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When you hype yourself up to tell a great joke but the punchline immediately vanishes from your memory #relatable #animegirl #humor #brainfart #fail

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#Brainfart into #paradise

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Hier is het meer Lutosa.
🤔🤫
#schatjesvanpatatjes
#brainfart

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Ben ik fout of is het liedje "Legs" van ZZ Top eigenlijk een verdoken liefdesverklaring aan de scholekster ?

Of de ooievaar? 🤔

🎶She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them🎶

#brainfart

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Nemi forgets to pick up her loot in her haste to play another game. Watch her roller coaster of emotions portrayed by the rigging of a premade model. #lostark #brainfart #vtuber #vtuberclips

youtube.com/shorts/41JKG...

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[trying to reply to 2 posts at once; or reference another post]
#brainfart

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What a howler from Dom!
Phillips goal for Barnsley
#brainfart
#LIVBAR #EmiratesFACup

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here me out... a stripper pole but its like one of these #brainfart #dumbideas

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The first page of a notebook. Honored is written 2006. Under that I wrote "you got to be kidding me" after I realized what had written. Then under that it says 2026.

The first page of a notebook. Honored is written 2006. Under that I wrote "you got to be kidding me" after I realized what had written. Then under that it says 2026.

This is me prepping a new notebook for the new year! #brainfart #remember

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