☞ Jesus is back. He got a house in Ordsall. GMP got involved. bit.ly/4c2UuqD #Jesus #Ordsall #Salford #MediaCity #GMP #FoodBanks #Migration #Deprivation #GreaterManchester #Britain2026 #thealmightygob #manchester #satire #substack

Today’s Papers #152: Mandelson Meltdown, Royal “Cottages”, And The Great British Consequence Shortage Hear it “out in the open” at 8.12am, watch it get “reviewed” by lunch, then accept 80% off a spa day and call it closure.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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Today’s Papers #150: Epstein Monday, Sumo Britain, And The Voucher-Led Recovery Plan One country, eleven front pages, and a national instruction to feel disgust in timed bursts, then redeem a treat and get back in line.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain& the even luckier people abroad.
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January: As Told by Today’s Papers Now With Absolutely Fuck All Restraint, A Mouth Like a Dockside Pub, and Zero Interest in Being Polite

January: As Told by Today’s Papers
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