Bristol: The Joke That Told the Truth. Cllr Richard Eddy said he'd considered slitting his throat. The question nobody asked: why.

#Bristol: The Joke That Told the Truth.
Richard Eddy. A quip. 22,000 on Bristol's social housing list. Everyone covered the joke. Nobody asked why.
👉 bit.ly/4t3NSzd
#BristolCityCouncil #RichardEddy #BristolHousingCrisis #AffordableHousing #TheAlmightyGob

Rainbow Hair in the Re-education Camp. The Green Party has a China problem. China doesn't have a Green Party problem. Copyright: The Almighty Gob 2026.

Rainbow Hair in the Re-education Camp
@ipacglobal.bsky.social @lukedepulford.bsky.social @bbcnews.bsky.social @guardian.bsky.social
Nobody's asking. Somebody should.
👉 bit.ly/4e9GXjn
#TheAlmightyGob #GreenParty #Xinjiang #UyghurForcedLabour #NetZero

Rainbow Hair in the Re-education Camp. The Green Party has a China problem. China doesn't have a Green Party problem. Copyright: The Almighty Gob 2026.

Rainbow Hair in the Re-education Camp.
Green Party net zero runs on Xinjiang supply chains. UN: potential crimes against humanity. Two mentions of China in Parliament since 2024. Everywhere on May 7th.
👉 bit.ly/4e9GXjn
#TheAlmightyGob #GreenParty #Xinjiang #UyghurForcedLabour #NetZero

Don't Look Over There. Look Over Here.
Is America still a democracy? Freedom House 2026 says barely. China filled the vacancy. The ballot box did the damage.
Read it.
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @aiannucci.bsky.social
#TheAlmightyGob #TrumpAutocracy #FreeWorld2026 #China #DemocraticBacksliding

#TheAlmightyGob #BMAStrike #StraitOfHormuz #ResidentDoctors #NHSPay @lbc.co.uk @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @thetimes.com @thedailymail.bsky.social @theguardian.com

Trump, Easter Sunday, and the Rabbit Hole. Mad genius, broken history, and who pays when it all goes wrong.

#Trump, Easter Sunday, and the Rabbit Hole. 8:03am. McDonald's on order. "Praise be to Allah." The apocalypse will reign. R.E.I.G.N. Think about it. 👉 bit.ly/4dwEkIm @realDonaldTrump @BBCBreaking @CNN @thehill #TheAlmightyGob #TrumpIran #StraitOfHormuz #MadmanTheory #EasterSunday2026

The Silence That Makes Women Sick. People pleasing isn't a confidence problem. It never was. New research says the body has known that all along — and it's been keeping score.

The Silence That Makes Women Sick — the body has been keeping score all along. New research, new piece.
👉 bit.ly/4v6JgK9 #TheAlmightyGob #PeoplePleasing #WomensHealth #MentalHealth #SelfSilencing #substack #trending #news @lbc.co.uk

Has Jesus Been Trumped? Easter, the Moon, and the Business of Belief.

Has #Jesus Been Trumped? #Easter, the #Moon, and the Business of Belief.
Paula White compared Trump to Jesus. Footage deleted. £4bn to the Moon. Iran closed the Strait. Bristol's faith adviser trained to raise the dead.
👉 bit.ly/4sadwB9
#TheAlmightyGob #Easter2026 #Artemis2 #Trump @nytimes.com

Trans in the City Changemakers List 2026: Five Bristol Names, One Publication, and the Quiet Rewriting of the English Language on Trans Day of Visibility. The Unsung, Loudly. From Transition To Transmission.

Trans in the City Changemakers List 2026: Five Bristol Names, One Publication, and the Quiet Rewriting of the English Language on Trans Day of Visibility.
👉 bit.ly/4sXYxf4
#TheAlmightyGob #TransDayOfVisibility #Bristol #SemanticDrift #Transmorphing

Bristol: The Vexatious City. When Bristol Council mistakes ideology for law — and calls it a decision.

Bristol: The Vexatious City
Bristol City Council called a FOI request vexatious. ICO overturned it. 👉 bit.ly/4bXD4vi #TheAlmightyGob #BristolCityCouncil #FreedomOfInformation #CouncilAccountability @bristolpost.co.uk @tristancorkpost.bsky.social @johndarvall.bsky.social

The Mayor of Bath In Hot Water. Four ambulances burned in Golders Green. Then the Mayor of Bath picked up his phone.

The Mayor of Bath In Hot Water. Four ambulances burned. Then the Mayor picked up his phone. The Bath water, by then, was very hot indeed. 👉 bit.ly/4mewQvN
#TheAlmightyGob #HatzolaArson #MayorOfBath #FalseFlag #Antisemitism

From Holy Matrimony to Unholy Acrimony. What happens after is no honeymoon.

From Holy Matrimony to Unholy Acrimony.
53 years. One law. 3.5 million people with no protection. What happens after is no honeymoon.
👉 bit.ly/47yFH5o
#TheAlmightyGob #DivorceUK #FamilyLaw #CohabitationRights #FamilyCourtBacklog

One Day in London The Almighty Gob | Published 29 March 2026. Three scenes from Saturday, 28 March 2026. The contradictions write themselves.

BLUESKY
How does an anti-racism march end with chants telling Jewish people to go home?
👉 bit.ly/3O5HJU4 One Day in London.
#TheAlmightyGob #TogetherAllianceMarch #PalestineAction #NewScotlandYard #HannahSpencer #Antisemitism #PalestineCoalition #Shakeshuka #ZackPolanski #ShabanaMahmood #HighCourt

The Threat Generation. How We Armed a Generation With Words and Wondered Why They Pulled the Trigger.

The Threat Generation. Nobody voted to remove the pause between feeling and action. The algorithm moved in the moment it disappeared. Someone built a business in it. A jury said so. 👉 bit.ly/4tfXdnt
#TheAlmightyGob #TheThreatGeneration #HarmfulAlgorithms #OnlineSafety @tomswarbrick.bsky.social

28 March 2026 — Prelude to a March: What the Together Alliance Won't Be Asking Tomorrow. They want reform. Just not that one.

They want reform. Just not that one. 👉 bit.ly/47rHsBt #TogetherAlliance #ReformUK #FarRight #London #28March2026 #TUC #TrafalgarSquare @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #thealmightygob #trending #uknews @theguardian.com @thesun.co.uk @thetimes.com @dailymail.co.uk @dailymirrornews0.bsky.social

Net Zero: It Comes To Nothing. The Iran crisis didn't create Britain's energy problem. It just turned the lights on.

Net zero: it comes to nothing.
£707.94. One bill. One cold morning.
👉 bit.ly/40YpNO8 #thealmightygob #NetZero #EnergyCrisis #GreenLevies #FuelPrices #HeatingOil #EnergyPriceCap #CostOfLiving #RachelReeves #StraitOfHormuz #DieselPrices#trending #uknews @lbc.co.uk @tomswarbrick.bsky.social

#MetaGoogleVerdict #AntisocialMedia #Transmorphing #EngineeredAddiction #TheAlmightyGob #trending @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social #facebook #meta #losangeles @latimes.com @newyorktimesdirect.bsky.social @abc7.bsky.social @cbsnews.com #substack #trending

☞ Jesus is back. He got a house in Ordsall. GMP got involved. bit.ly/4c2UuqD #Jesus #Ordsall #Salford #MediaCity #GMP #FoodBanks #Migration #Deprivation #GreaterManchester #Britain2026 #thealmightygob #manchester #satire #substack

The Tide Goes Out — new piece.
Banned march that happened anyway. Sikh man arrested, threat-makers not. Maths teacher who can't do the maths.
The Tide Goes Out 👉 bit.ly/4cLE2Ni
#TheTideGoesOut #AlQudsDayLondon #BobVylan #Rangrez #IRGC #TwoTierPolicing #TheAlmightyGob @lbc.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk

Solid Arty: A Portrait of Bristol Activism on This Saturday Afternoon. Or the Lack of It. Bristol's streets were quiet this morning. By afternoon, Cabot Circus told a different story. A satirical portrait of commitment, performance, and a tattoo that accidentally told the truth.

Solid Arty: A Portrait of Bristol Activism on This Saturday Afternoon. Or the Lack of It.
The needle told the truth. 👉 bit.ly/4cSXdoB
#Bristol #BristolProtest #UKPolitics #Satire #Activism #TheAlmightyGob @bristolpost.co.uk

Eco-Anxiety: The Billion-Pound Industry Built on Your Fear of the Future. They need you anxious. Here's why.

Someone cannot work because of eco-anxiety.
Cannot. Full word. Already laundered through a GP, a therapist, a signed piece of paper.
I followed the money.
Six industries. Zero incentive to cure.
👉 bit.ly/4aCNBN6
#EcoAnxiety #TheAlmightyGob @iaindale.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk

#TouretteSyndrome #JohnDavidson #ISwear #MentalHealthAwareness #DisabilityRights #BBCOne #FreePalestine #AkinolaDaviesJr #Inclusion #NeurodivergentLife #TheAlmightyGob @lbc.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @dailymirrornews.bsky.social