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#Britishthreatlevels
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"The doors in the last carriage will not open"
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#Britishthreatlevels The first truly hot day of the year … so you wear a vest without suncream. Evening of agony!
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This turned up on my Facebook feed.
#Accurate
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#BritishThreatLevels While queuing at the airport, a Brazilian tour group approaches from the rear.
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#BritishThreatLevels "Does anybody know any Monty Python quotes?"
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Sitting on your lawn trying to enjoy another dry, sunny day; all the time fearing that a hosepipe ban’s on it’s way #Britishthreatlevels
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too many cash bags #BritishThreatLevels
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Standing outside with a ruler waiting for the neighbour’s leylandii hedge to grow over your side before declaring war. #Britishthreatlevels
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chip shop chips made using new potatoes #BritishThreatLevels
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cheese plant overwatered #BritishThreatLevels
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new duvet cover #BritishThreatLevels
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windbreak #BritishThreatLevels
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sandwich toaster still plugged in #BritishThreatLevels
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butter left out in kitchen #BritishThreatLevels
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arse itch in presence of in-laws #BritishThreatLevels
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public arse itch #BritishThreatLevels
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arse itch #BritishThreatLevels
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マンチェスターの事件を受けて英国内のテロ警戒レベルが最高段階（Critical。これまでは2番目に高いSevereだった）に引き上げられたんだけど、早速 #BritishThreatLevels というハッシュタグの大喜利大会になってトップトレンディング中www
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#BritishThreatLevels hashtag delivers stoical humour in the face of terror
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When you step out of the house at the same time as your neighbour.... #BritishThreatLevels
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Unexpected item in the bagging area #BritishThreatLevels
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"G4S are responsible for event security" #BritishThreatLevels - the meta version
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"Fancy a quick chat?" #BritishThreatLevels
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"There's Marmite for breakfast!" #BritishThreatLevels
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"It just makes more washing up if you use a spoon just for the marmalade" #BritishThreatLevels
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"I'm on the train mate. These new crisps are really crisp, know what I mean?" #BritishThreatLevels
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In all honesty though, whilst we're kidding around with #BritishThreatLevels, stay vigilant, look after your loved ones, use common sense.
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"The event sponsor will give us a product update while you have your lunch" #BritishThreatLevels
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