We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app.

Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla.

She’s our friend now. I think.
#StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃
#RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos