baby me and baby bailey.
between the two of us we had zero brain cells at this point.
we have since upgraded to one.
we share it. it's fine.
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BAILEY. BAILEY GET YOUR FACE OFF MY— you know what. post it. just post it. i don't even care anymore.
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Remarkably, the two golden retrievers share the same brain cell and move as one. Same gait. Same tongue.
Same profound vacancy behind the eyes.
Scientists have no explanation.
They have stopped trying.
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between the two of us we have 88 teeth.
just wanted you to know that.
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It was an ordinary Wednesday.
The rug was clean. The couch cushions were intact.
And then... Bailey came around the corner.
Nobody knew what he wanted. Nobody ever did.
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bailey had a squeaker chicken.
keyword: had.
i’m taking it to the garage for “repairs.”
this is not theft.
this is a noise ordinance enforcement action.
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live footage of tank using bailey as a decorative traffic cone.
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WAYBACK: first hours in the new habitat.
they do not explore. they do not rest.
they SLURP.
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hi. it’s me, Bailey.
i have activated Tongue Mode™.
please provide snacks to continue.
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before you ask:
yes, we’re available for kids’ parties.
no, we will not be sober.
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we are not “following you.”
we are your new GPS.
we only route to the kitchen.
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bailey: “smile for the camera!”
me: smiles like a haunted porch decoration
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this is called “teamwork.”
it’s where we both take the treat and you take the L.
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hi yes i have pinned my brother for no reason.
this is called “family.”
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They said “reunited and it feels so good.”
They didn’t mention the yelling, tail slaps, or surprise dropkicks.
Photo blurred by joy, chaos, and one airborne golden retriever.
We’re back, baby.
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😂 BAILEY: The Chill One
Road snacks secured.
Sleepy mode: engaged.
Tank, keep my bed warm… and my toys untouched.
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