My cat has enough attitude already.
#bulletdodged

Don't argue with that fellow, Arroz.

I made that mistake befriending him only to have him later decide that any interaction with him had to be filled with his toxic energy around everything he hates.

(Which is anything failing to feature white men and the things they whine about.)

#BulletDodged

Look: all's I'm saying is I'm glad I got to play real games like Cho Aniki and Panorama Cotton and not Fortnight.

#bulletdodged

Now we know where former PAc12 refs landed #BulletDodged #GoDucks

Good thing the Jazz didn’t win the lottery! #BulletDodged

Matt Smith was indeed rumored to be in "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker," and there was speculation he might play a young Emperor Palpatine or a character connected to him. However, his role was ultimately cut from the final film, and he did not appear in "The Rise of Skywalker." #BulletDodged

Thankfully, Casey blew off the #LDD of "Sometimes When we Touch". #ATT #BulletDodged

Oh so. Really glad I've never been on there then! Thanks! #BulletDodged

Leader: This is the moment for Starmer to make a bold offer to the EU The world has changed. Britain can renew the EU and be a part of it

Dear The Observer:

The EU’s response can and must and will be only this:

Go fuck yourself.

Your Leavers shat your bed. We won’t unshit it for you. Muck them out of your stable and we can talk about letting you back in 10-15 years, with no special terms or opt-outs for you.

#NoCake #BulletDodged

for those who remember the 80's. having had to sit through a few events with him at the time. the trump administration looks very much like what then liberal party president & perpetually touted as a possible parliamentary leader John Elliott's idea of govt would have looked like. #bulletdodged

Padres fans, me included, just gave the largest sigh of relief. #BulletDodged

#NotMarried
#JustAWedding
#BulletDodged

a woman in a floral dress is sitting on a bench . ALT: a woman in a floral dress is sitting on a bench .

Gasped at the NXIUM mention by Victoria tonight. I was telling a friend today how i once dated a member of that cult #whitelotus #bulletdodged

At least we know Sorensen won’t be a serious candidate. #bulletdodged

Whew, almost read an entire jojofromjerz post before realizing that this new account didn't have her blocked. #BulletDodged

(That moment when you nearly run into somebody you used to know from one of your past lives but turn around just in time) 😅

#crisisaverted #bulletdodged #closecall

I see on the other app that both #Lavia & #Enzo are both out when they're needed most. Warms the heart that they're not taking up spaces in our physio room😂😂😂👌🏾 #bulletdodged

#BreakingNews 🚨 Certification Complete! Here we go folks. Prepare for the Spin Cycle from the Mainstream Media! 🧼

Trump 2025-2029 #Trump2025 #ElectionCertified #BulletDodged

We literally dodged a bullet!

Started 2024 engaged and ended it single as a 💵 bill! #BulletDodged

Oh god why
#badanimeadaptation
#bulletdodged

Ted the Groodle looking shocked!

Ted’s reaction when I told him that if he was American his breed would be “Golden Doodle” instead of Groodle. #bulletdodged #groodle #goldendoodle #goodboy #aussiedogs

Genevieve: I think being in the dumps this week might help her threat level but Rachel's still gonna have eyes for her. Could still go the distance but it looks a lot murkier now.

#BulletDodged

Almost pulled into a McDonald's today but then remembered the Palestinian children and the genocide. #ceasefire #bulletdodged

Lol I’ve not spoken to her since high school. She’s a grandmother now last I heard. #BulletDodged

update: I work at Twitter … what do I do? It’s “where are you now?” month at Ask a Manager, and all December I’m running updates from people who had their letters here answered in the past. There

Yowza. My better half left Twitter just 6 months before the implosion started. #bulletdodged #dancingdipshit

still alive, just a sloth #BulletDodged

Australians, can you believe Mark Latham was once in the running for PM? #bulletdodged