EY valued NSO Group at $2.3bn months before emergency bai... Big Four firm gave the Pegasus spyware maker a high valua...

"Market Leader" #BusinessBullshit

Auditors EY value NSO Group (spyware business) at $2.3bn via "desktop valuation".

What happens next won't shock you.

Spoiler: "its equity was deemed worthless."

www.ft.com/content/057cece3-eb81-42...

Don't let #BusinessBullshit ruin your holidays...

"functionality" - an old classic #businessbullshit

"Piece" #businessbullshit, used to imply an heroic leader with a grand plan, moving things around a chess board - e.g.

"We'll need to work out the marketing piece, Roger."
"What marketing?"
"Exactly."

The Guardian's commitment (via issue 1500 of Private Eye) to #businessbullshit is commendable, @andre_spicer

"footprint"
government #businessbullshit in latest Private Eye

"I haven't done anything for the steering group, it's just the practice network" #BusinessBullshit #OverheardOnTrains #GuessTheIndustry

"Lateral Promotion" #BusinessBullshit https://dilbert.com/strip/2011-07-07

"The honeycomb picture" - the art of #businessbullshit, from Afghanistan to Whitehall in the latest Private Eye

"journal" #NotAVerb #businessbullshit

"functionality" #businessbullshit

"powerful" #BusinessBullshit

Richard Glover: No hacksaw required; strip away the fancy... Xavier Herbert's "blockage of the colon" might have gone ...

""short-term variable remuneration" #businessbullshit, via @rgloveroz www.smh.com.au/opinion/richard-glover-n...

BBC World Service - The Documentary, Useful Idiots - Epis... All episodes of Useful Idiots

#businessbullshit pitch - 500 words on the taxonomy of corporate useful idiots, background listening from @johnsweeneyroar on "intelligent people manipulated by dictators into saying good things about bad regimes" www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p008vd31/epis...

"dotted line" #BusinessBullshit

"My calendar is up to date if you want to meet up." #PassAgg #BusinessBullshit

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"raise a ticket" #BusinessBullshit x.com/search

Senior Lecturer: Academic Enhancement Model (LCC) - Unive... Description

"Academic Enhancement Model" #businessbullshit ual.tal.net/vx/lang-en-GB/appcentre-...

𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦-𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 #businessbullshit

Flynn faces fresh role with familiar measured approach The decorated Dublin forward is facing some tough battles...

"sending the elevator back down" - "apparently means sharing valuable experience with the next generation" #businessbullshit www.rte.ie/sport/gaa/2018/0928/9987... via @rte

Heroes of the #businessbullshit backlash, Home Secretary Julia Montague #bodyguard

"Smart" #BusinessBullshit for "surveilled"?

"This event will provide businesses with so much more than the usual business jargon... You’ll be taken on a journey..." #BusinessBullshit wales247.co.uk/welsh-businesses-at-the-...

"sense check" #businessbullshit

"journey" #businessbullshit

"step in and explore the Almost Now..." #businessbullshit via latest Private Eye

Roman numerals after job titles, yet more engineering envy? #businessbullshit

"Chief Product Officer" #BusinessBullshit

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