Closeup of Cheddar as he reaches for a red straw in a plastic slushie cup.

Mama gots a slushy
I klime on lap to see
I twy to gwab da stwa
I ses dat it for me

Mama ses I silly
But silly I not be
I likky lik da stwa
And purr all happyly

#CheddarPoetry #Slushy #Stwa #MamaForgetsToShareSumtimes #SoIHasToWemindHer #SheSesINotNeesToTasteAllHerNoms #ButIDo

I am trying to be organized, sustainable & not spend any $. I am not great at any of those things but I need to be as civilization collapses. #sustainable #organization #boycotteverything #jeffbezosdoesntneedmymoney #butido

#ButIDo
#ButHeDoes
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Hey Finch, I think I found a new number. Looks like it's time to put on my best brooding face and save the day again. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes #ButIDo

i dont even give a shit anymore.... #ButIDo #ButPretendingHurtsLess