Paula Deen’s Kitchens Close, Butter Shortage Blamed for Crisis #PaulaDeen #SavannahEats #ButterEmergency #SouthernCooking #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com SAVANNAH, GA – In a stunning turn of events that sent shockwaves through the bacon-wrapped, deep-fried corridors of southern cuisine, celebrity chef and butter enthusiast Paula Deen announced this week the permanent closure of her iconic Savannah restaurants. Deen, whose eateries have long been hailed as the “Disneylands of cholesterol,” cited “changing tastes, difficult times, and a suspicious lack of interest in nine-stick breakfast biscuits” as reasons for the shuttering.

Paula Deen’s Kitchens Close, Butter Shortage Blamed for Crisis

#PaulaDeen #SavannahEats #ButterEmergency #SouthernCooking #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com SAVANNAH, GA – In a stunning turn of events that sent shockwaves through the bacon-wrapped, deep-fried corridors of southern cuisine, celebrity…