#CAPITALONEBANK, I've been with y'all a LOOONNNG time...count your days with me, cause this merger with Discover, AND CHANGING OUR DEBIT CARDS FROM MASTERCARD TO DISCOVER, was the stupidest shit y'all have ever done, AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS STUPID ASS DECISION NEEDS TO BE FIRED!!!

Finally, I decided to move to #capitalonebank, and I don't regret it.
#fuckbankofamerica

#capitalone got my fingers SHMOOOOOVING TODAY! fuck yall at #capitalonebank by me, from me, to you stupid pendayhos 🖕

#directdeposit

This is literally all the weed I have til my check drops #capitalone #capitalonedown #directdeposit

Fucking yay. This is literally my medicine you stupid fucks, I need this to go about a normal day and I can’t buy anymore cause you aren’t giving me my money #capitalonebank #fuckcapitalone