Nike just sent me my new kicks--Air Zoom Vapors. The air sole is filled with the breath of fainting factory workers. #cambodia #camlabor
NGOs that thought I would seriously ban Malaysian labor recruitment are stupider than a sack full of maids. #cambodia #camlabor #lol
Hopefully, SNATCH! will do better than my last book, "There Once Was a Man From Kompong Speu: Collected Limericks." #Cambodia #Camlabor
@CamboDonut I see that my PR campaign is getting the word out. #large #incharge #inmypants #Cambodia #Cambiz #Camlabor
Can we teach garment workers that floppy hats and plaid pyjamas is not a good look? #CamLabor
I wouldn't worry about this factory mass fainting. Knowing H&M, the factory will probably fall apart in 3 weeks anyway. #Cambodia #Camlabor
Also, the central AC in my stronghold only goes down to 8 degrees! IT'S A FURNACE! #Camlabor
I hope these #Camlabor folks discuss the rights of strongmen. It takes NEARLY 2 MINUTES for my flunkies to bring my iced half-caf latte!