Poe ‘Vices “He named himself after big cats? Leo Kings of the universes. Wooooah.” This week, Poe responds to a panicked Traditionalist who fears the Pope has gone soft—and possibly woke. Enter: the velvet-draped feline theologian, riding a golden chicken straight through the Vatican. The Clucksmobile is real. And so is the chaos.

there’s a new pope.
he said “peace.”
he’s american.
he has eyebrows.
traditional catholics are losing it.

i rode a golden chicken into the vatican to investigate.

🛐🐓 behold: THE CLUCKSMOBILE.

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