(A teal pen lies across the top of an open journal page upon which, in teal ink, is written:) I'm no longer in a position where I make any kind of hiring decisions, but I think if I were to do corporate hiring again, my ideal candidate would be a ghost. Why not save time and hire someone who's ALREADY dead inside?

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