Survives in stupor is my best strategy… It was a cruel incident wedding but the reception was fine… Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Blu-Ray of Kill Bill from China.

Survives in stupor is my best strategy… It was a cruel incident wedding but the reception was fine… Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Blu-Ray of Kill Bill from China.

It’s frozen, quit wincing… You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to make…     Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Found in China.

It’s frozen, quit wincing… You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to make…     Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Found in China.

Fight truth decay… May contain fentanyl…     Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Found in China.

Fight truth decay… May contain fentanyl…     Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson. Found in China.

Don’t worry – he’ll outgrow them… That’s from his Father’s side… Photo courtesy of J.P. Spotted in China.

Don’t worry – he’ll outgrow them… That’s from his Father’s side… Photo courtesy of J.P. Spotted in China.

Don’t worry – he’ll outgrow them… That’s from his Father’s side… Photo courtesy of J.P. Spotted in China.

A product listing photo from the AliExpress international rummage sale and tat bazaar, showing 6 rolls of decorative tape in a variety of metallic colours. Above the rolls is the text "Radium-emitting decorative tape". Given the nature of AliExpress, there is a nonzero chance that this is a literally true item description.

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#AliExpress #radium #toxic #poison #RadiationSickness #radiation #MarieCurie #curie #LostInTranslation #Chinglish

Shenhua/Chinglish

#Shenhua #Chinglish #BlackLagoon #anime

Abump Agummy Gotta love aduty free… Photo courtesy of Richard Price. Spotted in China.

Abump Agummy Gotta love aduty free… Photo courtesy of Richard Price. Spotted in China.

Pay Rent Make Money Photo courtesy of Richard Price.  Spotted in China.

Pay Rent Make Money Photo courtesy of Richard Price.  Spotted in China.

Pay Rent Make Money Photo courtesy of Richard Price.  Spotted in China.

You’re young and still horrifying… Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.

You’re young and still horrifying… Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.

You’re young and still horrifying… Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.

You’re young and still horrifying… Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.

You’re young and still horrifying… Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.

Turd Baby Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.

Turd Baby Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.

Turd Baby Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.

Turd Baby Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.

Turd Baby Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.

My ex was kinda bossy… Same shit, different notebook… Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.

My ex was kinda bossy… Same shit, different notebook… Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.

My ex was kinda bossy… Same shit, different notebook… Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.

My ex was kinda bossy… Same shit, different notebook… Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.