A sick world with a white cloth on its pole. The doctor is a pumpkin wearing a suit, holding sycthe and needle.

Doctor Pumpkin is in.
The globe is sick.
The cure? Tariffs, chaos, and a dash of economic necromancy.
"Time to take your medicine," he says.
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