So yeah, Senator...
They don’t just exist.
They held conferences, wrote memoirs, and asked for knighthoods.
#AlternativeReality #NotTheNewswire

A sick world with a white cloth on its pole. The doctor is a pumpkin wearing a suit, holding sycthe and needle.

Doctor Pumpkin is in.
The globe is sick.
The cure? Tariffs, chaos, and a dash of economic necromancy.
"Time to take your medicine," he says.
#NotTheNewswire #TrumpTariffs #EconomicSatire #PumpkinDoctor #ChronicallyOnlineDispatch

Ever heard “if we tax the rich, they’ll just leave”? Spoiler: they rarely do. And even if they do? The world keeps turning—just with less hoarding. Let’s bust this billionaire bedtime story.
#WealthTax #TaxTheRich #NotTheNewswire