“Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.”
— John Cleese

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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." - Woody Allen - and many other quotes at 500ways.com/funny-quotes ( #quote, #WoodyAllen, #celebrityQuotes, #funnyQuotes, #immortality, #humor, #clever, #cleverQuotes, #comedy, #comedyQuotes)

"I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal."
― Groucho Marx

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"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."
― Jules Feiffer

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"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
— Attributed to Tom Clancy

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“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
— Mark Twain

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"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
― Dorothy Parker

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain #MarkTwain #Wit #QuoteOfTheDay #IconicQuotes #IronyAlert #Quotes #Humour #SuccessTips #ClassicHumour #LifeAdvice #CleverQuotes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain

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