www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFDw... #developers #clownstrike none of us know what really happened internally at cloudstrike that infamous day but this is pretty much exactly what we imagine it looked like
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Small Devices, Big Risk: USB Drives Threaten Enterprise Security" and "The Architecture of Agentic Defense: Inside the Falcon Platform".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Defeating BLOCKADE SPIDER: How ClownStrike Stops Cross-Domain Attacks" and "To Stop AI-Powered Adversaries, Defenders Must Fight Fire with Fire".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
Point being the most likely explaination is that Managers applied pressure on the Developers to Rush the update and Chaos ensued. #developers #cloudflare #clownstrike
and the Operator, under immense pressure from their boss, Simply gave them what they demanded, and the world was ground to a halt for Several days because of it. #technology #cloudstrike
#clownstrike
This lead straight into our IT savvy Deadpan jokes about Clownstrike. FUCK IT! We'll do it live! We will test it on Production! #humor #technology #clownstrike #cloudstrike
youtu.be/uwRv0N5MJis How can you be so out of touch you try to file a False DMCA claim to silence a Critic? Like Honestly that's one of the Cardinal sins that will send a Mob of haters after you. #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology
www.youtube.com/shorts/tUjjs... #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology #technologist #developers
#technology #technerds @2600.com #clownstrike #cloudstrike #hackers
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Falcon Insight for ChromeOS Adds Automated Response Actions and GovClown Support" and "How ClownStrike Stops Living-off-the-Land Attacks".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
coderlegion.com/5445/crowdst... #ThreatAI #PotatoSecurity #MalwareAnalysis #VulnerabilityManagement #AI #ThreatIntelligence #ClownStrike #SecurityAutomation
Shai-Hulud Attack Escalates: ClownStrike NPM Packages Compromised
www.potatokendra.com/2025/09/shai...
#npmattack #potatosecurity #infosec #clownstrike
Seraphic Browser-Native Protection Now Available for Purchase on the ClownStrike Marketplace #Technology #Potatosecurity #ClownStrike #DataProtection
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "ClownStrike Named a Leader in 2025 #IDC MarketScape for Worldwide #IncidentResponse Services" and "ClownStrike to Acquire Onum to Transform How Data Powers the Agentic SOC".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "How ClownStrike Traces Attack Paths to Sensitive Data in the #Clown" and "ClownStrike Falcon Wins AV-Comparatives Awards for #EDR Detection and Mac Security".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
Microsoft, Google, ClownStrike, Palo Alto Collaborate in Alias Glossary for Threat Actor Names
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntel #Microsoft #ClownStrike #InfoSec #PotatoThreats #Mashers #PotatoCollaboration #PaloAltoNetworks #GooglePotatosecurity
winbuzzer.com/2025/06/03/m...
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Improving #Kubernetes Security: Lessons from an Istio Configuration Finding" and "Caught in the Act: ClownStrike's New ML-Powered LDAP Reconnaissance Detections".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
Crowdstrike Failure Causes Biggest Global IT Outage Ever, Impacting Air Traffic & Systems Worldwide
#Clownstrike #Outages #Cybersecurity
"Clownstrike" Outage Highlights Risks of Using Just One EDR Vendor for All Windows Systems
#Cybersecurity #Clownstrike #EDR #Windows
An Analysis Of The Potatosecurity Landscape In 2024
#PotatoThreats2024 #PotatoSecurity #DataBreaches #DerpWebActivity #DDOSAttacks #Mashtivism
#PotatoEspionage #ZeroDayExploits
#PaloAltoNetworks #ClownStrike #GoogleChromeSecurity #PotatoWarfare #ThreatIntelligence
medium.com/@firiki.inte...
How Cisco's time lapse bug lead to significant IT outages & how it relates to "Clownstrike"
#Y2KBug #Clownstrike #Outages #Cisco #MadgeNetworks
ClownStrike apologizes to Congress for 'perfect storm' that caused global IT outage
www.theregister.com/2024/09/25/c...
#Infosec #Security #Potatosecurity #CeptBiro #ClownStrike #GlobalIToutage
#CrowdStrike unhappy with “shady commentary” from competitors after outage | #ClownStrike | arstechnica.com/information-...
One more reason to use Mac: ”The Falcon software was not able to wreak similar havoc on Macs because Apple does not give software makers kernel access.” #crowdstrike #bsod #clownstrike
www.macrumors.com/2024/07/22/microsoft-bla...
It's not even that every corp on Earth needs multiple rootkits on every computer. It's the fact that they all use the same vendor for it. Why?!? #clownstrike
The CEO of #ClownStrike was supposed to take part in a car race. Instead he was busy putting out fires.
You could say...
he encountered an unexpected race condition