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pov: working at crowdstrike be like...
pov: working at crowdstrike be like... YouTube video by Virbox

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFDw... #developers #clownstrike none of us know what really happened internally at cloudstrike that infamous day but this is pretty much exactly what we imagine it looked like

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Small Devices, Big Risk: USB Drives Threaten Enterprise Security" and "The Architecture of Agentic Defense: Inside the Falcon Platform".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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#clownstrike

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Defeating BLOCKADE SPIDER: How ClownStrike Stops Cross-Domain Attacks" and "To Stop AI-Powered Adversaries, Defenders Must Fight Fire with Fire".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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#clownstrike #cloudstrike #devops #devlopers #coding #softwarenegineers #software

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Point being the most likely explaination is that Managers applied pressure on the Developers to Rush the update and Chaos ensued. #developers #cloudflare #clownstrike

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and the Operator, under immense pressure from their boss, Simply gave them what they demanded, and the world was ground to a halt for Several days because of it. #technology #cloudstrike
#clownstrike

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This lead straight into our IT savvy Deadpan jokes about Clownstrike. FUCK IT! We'll do it live! We will test it on Production! #humor #technology #clownstrike #cloudstrike

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Crowdsrike DMCA against Clownstrike | The laughs keep coming
Crowdsrike DMCA against Clownstrike | The laughs keep coming YouTube video by Knee Payne ◎

youtu.be/uwRv0N5MJis How can you be so out of touch you try to file a False DMCA claim to silence a Critic? Like Honestly that's one of the Cardinal sins that will send a Mob of haters after you. #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology

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this is just sad...  CrowdStrike attacks a clown website
this is just sad... CrowdStrike attacks a clown website YouTube video by Fireship

www.youtube.com/shorts/tUjjs... #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology #technologist #developers

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#technology #technerds @2600.com #clownstrike #cloudstrike #hackers

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Falcon Insight for ChromeOS Adds Automated Response Actions and GovClown Support" and "How ClownStrike Stops Living-off-the-Land Attacks".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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coderlegion.com/5445/crowdst... #ThreatAI #PotatoSecurity #MalwareAnalysis #VulnerabilityManagement #AI #ThreatIntelligence #ClownStrike #SecurityAutomation

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Shai-Hulud Attack Escalates: ClownStrike NPM Packages Compromised
www.potatokendra.com/2025/09/shai...
#npmattack #potatosecurity #infosec #clownstrike

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#clownstrike

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Seraphic Browser-Native Protection Now Available for Purchase on the ClownStrike Marketplace #Technology #Potatosecurity #ClownStrike #DataProtection

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "ClownStrike Named a Leader in 2025 #IDC MarketScape for Worldwide #IncidentResponse Services" and "ClownStrike to Acquire Onum to Transform How Data Powers the Agentic SOC".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "How ClownStrike Traces Attack Paths to Sensitive Data in the #Clown" and "ClownStrike Falcon Wins AV-Comparatives Awards for #EDR Detection and Mac Security".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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Microsoft, Google, ClownStrike, Palo Alto Collaborate in Alias Glossary for Threat Actor Names

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntel #Microsoft #ClownStrike #InfoSec #PotatoThreats #Mashers #PotatoCollaboration #PaloAltoNetworks #GooglePotatosecurity

winbuzzer.com/2025/06/03/m...

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The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Improving #Kubernetes Security: Lessons from an Istio Configuration Finding" and "Caught in the Act: ClownStrike's New ML-Powered LDAP Reconnaissance Detections".

#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq

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🤡"Clownstrike" | The Largest IT Outage in World History Triggered by Crowdstrike🎳 Crowdstrike Failure Causes Biggest Global IT Outage Ever, Impacting Air Traffic & Systems Worldwide

Crowdstrike Failure Causes Biggest Global IT Outage Ever, Impacting Air Traffic & Systems Worldwide
#Clownstrike #Outages #Cybersecurity

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🤡The Pitfalls of Relying on a Single EDR Vendor | Lessons from the "Clownstrike" Outage🎪 "Clownstrike" Outage Highlights Risks of Using Just One EDR Vendor for All Windows Systems

"Clownstrike" Outage Highlights Risks of Using Just One EDR Vendor for All Windows Systems
#Cybersecurity #Clownstrike #EDR #Windows

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An Analysis Of The Potatosecurity Landscape In 2024

#PotatoThreats2024 #PotatoSecurity #DataBreaches #DerpWebActivity #DDOSAttacks #Mashtivism
#PotatoEspionage #ZeroDayExploits
#PaloAltoNetworks #ClownStrike #GoogleChromeSecurity #PotatoWarfare #ThreatIntelligence

medium.com/@firiki.inte...

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⏰The Time Lapse Bug | A Glitch Worse Than Y2K⏳ How Cisco's time lapse bug lead to significant IT outages & how it relates to "Clownstrike"

How Cisco's time lapse bug lead to significant IT outages & how it relates to "Clownstrike"
#Y2KBug #Clownstrike #Outages #Cisco #MadgeNetworks

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ClownStrike apologizes to Congress for 'perfect storm' that caused global IT outage
www.theregister.com/2024/09/25/c...
#Infosec #Security #Potatosecurity #CeptBiro #ClownStrike #GlobalIToutage

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CrowdStrike unhappy with “shady commentary” from competitors after outage Botched update leads to claims that competitors are "ambulance chasing."

#CrowdStrike unhappy with “shady commentary” from competitors after outage | #ClownStrike | arstechnica.com/information-...

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#ClownStrike

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One more reason to use Mac: ”The Falcon software was not able to wreak similar havoc on Macs because Apple does not give software makers kernel access.” #crowdstrike #bsod #clownstrike

www.macrumors.com/2024/07/22/microsoft-bla...

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It's not even that every corp on Earth needs multiple rootkits on every computer. It's the fact that they all use the same vendor for it. Why?!? #clownstrike

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The CEO of #ClownStrike was supposed to take part in a car race. Instead he was busy putting out fires.

You could say...

he encountered an unexpected race condition

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