Chio: You, Hylian! You're the Champion, aren't you? Shouldn't you try to pull the Master Sword? So you can defeat the Calamity? Link: You mean the sword that's rigged to kill me? I heard that it will drain my health if I try to pull it out, and that I need like eight or more (hearts) to pull it out. And I still need quite a few more containers in order to live, dude. Chio (holding a scalpel and hiding a cooler labeled 'KIDNEY'): Nah, guy, don't even worry about that! Link: Yeah, I'm not interested in being harvested, so I'm just gonna go beat the other Divine Beasts and make sure I have enough vitality first, thanks.

278 - Brother, Can You Spare a Heart (or any other organ)?
At least I found the forest, save time later
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #CentralHyrule #KorokForest #Koroks #Chio #MasterSword #pullitout #test #notready #willkillme #harvest #organs #front #comebacklater #wontriskit

Link makes multiple attempts to launch a ball into a distant hole with a special mechanism, but misses every shot. Link (leaving a broken Iron Sledgehammer): ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT!?! FUCK THIS!!! STUPID ASS GOLF PUZZLE BULLSHIT!!! I'VE GOT A MILLION OTHER THINGS TO DO, I CAN COME BACK TO THIS WITH A GUIDE SO I DON'T HAVE TO WASTE MY LIFE!!!

212 - Can You Help Me Get 3 Points Off My Golf Game?
And I didn't even find the actual bullshit golf minigame
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Shrines #puzzles #golf #getballintohole #difficult #misseveryshot #screwthis #comebacklater

Link: There's a Shrine in the Wasteland that's in gliding distance of the Great Plateau: lucky! Voice of Randy (other older brother): You need a lot of arrows for this one. Or at least more than you have now. Link: And we're turning back!

64 - Fair Warning
If it means I won't be wasting hours of my life, I'll take a little backseating.
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Wasteland #Shrine #closeby #convenient #backseating #illprepared #comebacklater

For those who tell you that self care is all about bubble baths and face masks: they're wrong. Sometimes we need to ignore our problems for a bit and come back to them later. They will still be around when we come back (even if we don't want them to).
#SelfCare #TakeABreak #ComeBackLater

For those who tell you that self care is all about bubble baths and face masks: they're wrong. Sometimes we need to ignore our problems for a bit and come back to them later. They will still be around when we come back (even if we don't want them to).
#SelfCare #TakeABreak #ComeBackLater