Donald’s advisor follows up with him again today after being shocked at viewing his desecration of the east wing of the White House! He doesn’t hold back one bit!
You gotta watch this!! ⬇️⬇️
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Trump says we’re not allowed to make fun of him… WE HAD TO DO IT. #thedailyshow #kimmel #anewsshow #freespeech #comedysatire
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Be careful which world you isekai into.
Not all of them have plumbing.
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I was in the military Mr President, and I would have done it for less than stormy Daniels. This could be us, but your not into chicks with dicks.
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Being the sixth prince seems to come with a lack of reputation.
Was it his personality or the perception of others?
Why not both?
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“Audite Fiducia!” she announced with a flourish, her staff glowing brighter than I had ever seen. “What did you just—” The hymn surged, Faith’s melody erupting into the air like a symphony at full volume. The soldiers froze mid-note, their eyes wide as the sound blasted through the camp, reverberating off tents and armor alike. “Nora!” I hissed, clutching my ears as the sound threatened to rattle my teeth straight out of my mouth. “I thought holding the staff would help. Huh. I guess that animus I grabbed earlier might be having an effect. It’s a little… louder than I expected,” she admitted, her voice barely audible over the cacophony. “A little?!” I yelled, gesturing wildly at the soldiers. “Fix it! Turn it down!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!” Nora dropped her staff, muttering frantically under her breath, waving her hands exaggeratedly as if turning a giant dial. The melody warped, momentarily dropping to a low hum before skyrocketing into a deafening crescendo. “Wrong direction!” I bellowed, scrambling to cover Faith with my cloak, hoping that might muffle her sound. Spoiler: It didn’t.
New chapter up!
A melodious shield amplified by Nora's magic? What could go wrong?
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Not your typical isekai - The Last Rae of Hope - Book 1: A Hero Returned - Kindle and Audiobook Available on Amazon 4.30.2025 -
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My first-ever audio interview about my story with @sagascribe.bsky.social!
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We headed to my quarters, only to find both doors slightly open. Nora clutched her staff tightly while I summoned my aura. However, a loud crunching noise from within startled us more than I’d like to admit. “Hey!” Kiko called, munching on the shortbread cookies at my table. “Looks like the kitchen’s finally forgiven you!” “How did you get in here?” I asked, baffled. She shrugged, her mouth full. “Ninja.” “No. Not an answer!” I objected, grabbing the plate of cookies and holding them up. "And these are my cookies!" She jumped higher than I thought possible, snagging another cookie before landing soundlessly. “I’m practically your party member at this point. The guards let me in. I found your shield, remember?” Nora chortled as I stashed most of the cookies in my cloak pockets. “Practically doesn’t mean actually,” I hissed. “And if you’re here angling to join our journey, you’ve got another thing coming!”
New chapter on Royal Road. Many things are afoot, and to top things off, someone dares to eat Rae's cookies?
Well, at least Nora's there to witness it.
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🎶Don't bring me down!🎶
A call for the enemy to calm down and the injured to stand down. (And this chapter's name is Mustelid Meltdown).
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Don't shop where you can't work. (Or your neighbor.)
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Nora's going to revoke Rae's Nerd Card for missing that one!
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Demon Lord (soon to be King) Olethros names and insults the hero's party all in the same breath!
Maybe it's the author's fault for their names.
...Nah.
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Rae wants a helmet, but then no one can see she's the hero!
... Even if it is proper safety equipment for her line of work.
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New chapter up on Royal Road!
Rae learns the shield's secret! (Video spoils it.)
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Relias eyed the boy speculatively. “You don’t seem to have been assigned a Purpose.” He could just tell by looking? The boy fidgeted. “I…” “I don’t normally do this,” His Holiness murmured. “But I am in desperate need of a trustworthy archivist. Can you read?” “Yes. Yes! Of course I can!” the boy shouted excitedly. “I love books!” “Indeed… I surmised by the bookshelf over there,” Relias pointed. “It is truly an impressive collection.” Vernie stifled a snicker as I looked at the books, their covers pristine. Some were still even in brown paper wrapping. “Someone… someone just dropped them off. I don’t know who,” the boy concluded lamely. “Ah yes, anonymous donation,” Relias said, nodding absently. “Truly a blessing.” More like a recent acquisition now that the Periphery was pretty much free for the taking. “Uh… why don’t I just go get that shield?” the boy said, already headed towards the back door.
New chapter on Royal Road. Rae gets her shield back!
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Book 1 of The Last Rae of Hope is now available for preorder on Amazon!
It's a satirical isekai that pokes at fantasy worlds and the real world.
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Is Nora telling the truth?
Hmm...
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“It seems the Chosen One’s shield is missing,” he murmured. General Ragnerus glanced at my targe. “That would explain the toy she carries.” His brow creased slightly. “Morcelos?” “No,” Belgaldi replied, closing his eyes. “Even he doesn’t know who has it.” The Demon General also closed his eye and inhaled deeply. A phantom sword appeared at his feet, its point driven several inches underground. All of us gasped as one. Even I recognized it. How did he get ahold of my sword?! The Will of Euphridia’s golden hilt gleamed with its own inner light as he grabbed it with both hands. He screamed as he poured black energy into the sword, its aura snapping and crackling against him in defiance. “Summon your brethren!” he bellowed. “I will not allow my destined battle with the Chosen One to be once again stained by whispers of deceit!” The sword flickered and dimmed before erupting in a flash of brilliant light. The General screamed again, then released the hilt to cover his remaining eye as if it had been struck directly. “Alert. NAUGHT Emergency Protocol active,” a light but robotic voice called in my mind. “Override activated. Faith Of Euphridia located. Location equals Speranza. Ecclesia. Chairo. Specific location censored due to the SSS Class Threat in the nearby vicinity. Alert. NAUGHT Emergency Protocol active. Disconnecting from server.” “Server?!” Nora echoed aloud, much to the confusion of the others. She heard it, too?!
New chapter on Royal Road:
The system speaks! (And it's in emergency mode)
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Master Landon hefted the orb. “Do you understand the principle behind Captain Corwin’s communication orb?” “Nope,” she answered, almost cheerfully. “But you’re going to tell me, right?” “Communication orbs are bound to each other, enchanted to pick up sounds at the origin orb and relay them to the destination orb. There’s a built-in switch and delay that—well, let’s skip that for now. This orb has already been connected to the crystals lying in pieces outside the city. With a little modification—” “Magical eavesdropping!” Nora bounced. “I suppose that’s a term for it,” he agreed. Without asking for details, Nora snatched the orb. “Ausculte Vocem!” How does she know this? Did her intro Latin class cover this much? The orb pulsed with a dim, smoky light, transmitting only static. Nora frowned. “Maybe if I adjust the frequency… Shortwave… Just imagine a tuner…” I glanced at Master Landon, but he looked as clueless as I felt. Still, he smiled, clearly fonder of his student than he let on.
New chapter up! Nora's studying starts to pay off!
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A bit of an archaic use of station, but it still checks out.
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The Last Rae of Hope - A Satirical Isekai available on Royal Road.
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Ackamarackus. Malarkey. Nonsense. But what they're talking about goes beyond the silliness to being nothing but bull—
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“There’s no need for bowing or apologies, Master Landon.” Relias smiled ruefully. “Rest assured, I will not make the same mistakes I have made in the past.” Nora laughed. “Right! You should make some new ones!” “Nora!” I scolded. “What? That’s how we learn, yes?” I fixed her with my best stink eye. “You don’t go advertising that part!” Nora shook her head. “Actually, I think it’s important to do just that. Let’s be real about it. Change is hard, and sometimes it doesn’t go as planned. Better to be prepared for that outcome rather than let it just tank your whole try.” Relias nodded. “Lady Nora has been an excellent council on the concept of change… Her continued encouragement has been quite the blessing.” We're all lucky she came with me. Nora turned away from him abruptly, her right ear crimson. “Don’t mention it,” she muttered.
New chapter on Royal Road today!
New year, new mistakes to make!
Or something like that...
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An older chapter, but it checks out. Rae is summoned by the guidance counselor, only to wait in the demotivational room.
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“Next semester, I’m only taking core classes,” I grumbled. “Why did I think I would need an elective on Cryptid Zoology? Spending 40 hours in the Pine Barrens and not even one sighting of the Jersey Devil!” Not that I had a plan for when I found him. Did I think he was going to pose for pictures or something? “Without cellphone service, it was torture,” Nora agreed. “You deserved a better grade on the report, all things considered.” “The professor has no eye for art. My rendition was perfectly proportioned,” I said with a disdainful sniff. “I kept telling you not to draw it in manga style. It was supposed to be scary, not seductive!” “It was both,” I muttered, looking out the classroom window.
Happy Holidays!
Side story up today on Royal Road today!
Hmm... Rae was chasing demons even when she was on Earth.
Wonder what "O" thought about that.
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The knight’s face turned crimson. “It’s a delicate situation, Captain. He’s in a moderate state of undress, and I wouldn’t want to put you in a position of discomfort.” Nora rolled her eyes, signaling me with a 3 out of 10 rating. I shook my head, trying not to react to Nora’s harsh judgment. “I’ve taken anatomy and physiology. I’m pretty sure he’s not in possession of anything that would surprise me.” I was a bit wrong on that one. Father Derrick was stripped down to his lower skivvies, his bony arms chained to the wall. But instead of facing forward, he was turned away, howling as he scraped his bloody fingers over and over on the rough stone in front of him. Between his sweaty shoulder blades was a strange black mark about the size of a fist: a Y-shaped wound with each branch ending in a poorly defined circle. The surrounding tissue was raw and red, encapsulated by a ring of tiny white blisters. Nora poked me. “Any thoughts on why he’s bedazzled with a flux capacitor?” “He’s… what with a what?” She clucked her tongue and pulled out her journal. “More to add to the list… As I see it, you’ve got about 40 years of pop culture to catch up on.” Why am I responsible for knowing the fads of my forefathers?
New chapter on Royal Road! Nora pays homage to 80's pop culture, leaving Rae in the dust. Know you the fads of your forefathers (so you can see them when they come back around).
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Sometimes just crass, other times with class, yet always with sass.
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