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#Discworld
#CommanderVimes would have called Donut Jimmy out if he had know the Librarian had gotten the shape changing flu.
Donut Jimmy knows how to keep a horse healthy/alive.
A two hundred pound orangutan is not much different, technically.
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#Discworld
Young Sam, listening to his daddy, #CommanderVimes, saying how the bad candles poisoned and hurt Uncle Vetinari. And Sam replies 'But Daddy, Uncle Vetinari knows poisons, was he fooling you?'
And Vimes has to restrain himself from saying a swear, because Young Sam is right there.
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#Discworld #CommanderVimes #NightWatch
At one point, Archchancellor Ridcully of Unseen University was asked by a naked, enraged half-mad Watch commander to be a flying broom taxi all about the city.
Ridcully rolled with it, because eh, why not. Life comes at you fast. It was fun!
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#Discworld
#CommanderVimes knows he's a bastard but he's the type of bastard who'd insist on widow pensions even if nobody else does. And he's kick a man real hard but not after the man stops moving, just until he stops. And he'll get the prisoner treatment back at the Precinct.
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Apparently in #Discworld Shonky is a second hand clothes shop and Sonky (no H) is a condom manufacturer.
So until today I thought #CommanderVimes, as a younger man, got his clothes from a condom manufacturer that for some reason, did a thriving side business in clothing as well.
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#Discworld
#CommanderVimes is smart enough not to question why his one party member who can shrug off stabbings (Constable Reg Shoe) is the one that keeps *getting* stabbed.
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