Figure 1: A stone statue of a cat sitting down, looking at an empty beer can on its plinth. The cat looks a bit like a lioness, and its tail is curled in a spiral along its left flank. The tail may have a tail-tuft on the end, hard to be certain. In the background is the green lawn of a park, a few trees, and distant picnickers. Figure 1/Figure 2 interstitial (not shown): The beer can blinks. Figure 2: The beer can is now lying on the ground, having been pushed off the plinth. The cat is looking at it in its new position. See, not even stone cats can be trusted.
No cat has ever been a member of the Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things. (see figs. 1 and 2)
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