A Valentine's Day message featuring a happy cup of coffee. The message reads, "Be my valentine, you're the only one I can tolerate before my morning coffee". The mug also notes that your presence is acceptable.

A Valentine's Day message featuring a bashful unicorn. The message reads, "Be my valentine, you kinky little unicorn". The unicorn is also asking for its bottom to be spanked.

Another festival of rampant consumerism is almost upon us... and so soon after the last one. Please feel free to copy any of these images to send to your significant other... if that's your sort of thing. #ValentinesDay #NiceCoffee #TolerateYourExistence #KinkyUnicorn #ConsensualSpanking