"Wait until they all find out I only have two kids."
"You mean so far..."
"Lizabetta was such a beauty.
Yes, well so was her husband Darius."
"Rome was a blast, wasn't it, Jupiter?"
"Don't call me that anymore. Nero was an ass, Neptune."
"Ha...pot and kettle, brother."
#Converstory
#sff
"Who are you?"
"A #product of magic, myth, and mystery."
"But..."
"Tread carefully."
"Anyone ever try to kill you?"
"Many tried. I have never met with success."
"You a god?"
"Sometimes."
"Day-walking vampire?"
"Yes."
"Where are you from?"
"That is the question."
#vss365
#Converstory
#sff
-I wrote a clever poem once.
-What did you say?
-Something clever
-Tell me from memory.
-I wrote it down so that I wouldn't have to remember it.
#Converstory
"Excuse me, don't I know you?"
"Obviously, you don't. If you did, you would never approach wearing that."
"I'm sorry?"
"That sounded like a question. The answer is yes...especially in that thing. Please go. My eyes are offended enough today."
"I never!"
"You did try."
#Converstory
#flashfiction
#converstory
Give him the most sophomoric conundrum and he'll bore you to death.
"And it goes round the room; an #infectious thing."
Till she comes through the door, writhes on the floor...
"Puzzled. And solved."
Say no more.
-#Cadence, what have you done?
-I simply said a thing, left the room, and #shut_the_door.
-Now there's utter #chaos on account of your utter #roguery!
-What are they uttering? Is it utter nonsense?
#blueskyrelay cadence
#vssdaily chaos
@flowery.app roguery
#vsscreative shut the door
#converstory
-Excuse me. Do I know you?
-Well, I did attempt to seduce you, once.
-You did? Wait, was I dead?
-Nearly.
-You're a succubus, aren't you?
-Half.
#Converstory
#converstory
"She'd take me to lunch to celebrate some special thing I'd done only to always get dissatisfied with her own order."
-Frowning at her food, peering at the menu...
"We usually had to pull out a chair for the waitress!"
-(pause) Whom of course we now all know and love.
#vss365 #converstory
"My boundaries belong to a #submerged ego."
-So you have boundaries for your boundaries.
"And there's no around to even make it into #cliche ..."
-That's OK. Plead the Henry Miller -- people will understand.
A woman with pink hair is in a club
#Converstory
You went to a Party?
Yes.
Please tell me you at least Behaved.
Wouldn't have been much of a party then.
Hansuan_Fabregas pixabay.com tagged as AI art
#writingprompt #aiart #conversation
"What's wrong with me."
-If you don't know, it's fate.
"What kind of answer is that?"
-Fate isn't an answer.
"You're right."
-And you're not wrong.
#converstory past-prompts #vss365
A wall full of horse riding equipment
#Converstory #VssDaily #BraveWrite
So you live on a Farm then.
No. It's a Ranch.
Same difference.
No. On a ranch you NEED a Tack Room
K. Mitch Hodge unsplash.com
#writingprompt #conversation
A tiny house squeezed between 2 larger homes
#DahliaDaydreams #Converstory
"Well, it's a Small Home, but it's ours."
"The Miracles of the Heart we fill it with will make it feel huge."
Vitaly Mazur unsplash.com
#writingprompt #lovestory #conversation
An Illuminated exit sign in a dark room
#vsspic #hbp #Converstory
A Thrice Married Triathlete?
Sweating Running down his brow.
He should've known himself better.
Yeah, fourth has him looking for Exit now.
Macy Taylor unsplash.com
#writingprompt #imageprompt #humor
Roman mosaic of large black dog at entrance passage in the House of Paquius Proculus at Pompeii IMAGE @alisonfisk.bsky.social SOURCE https://bsky.app/profile/alisonfisk.bsky.social/post/3lejilaxxoc2l
all alone and tied up; do you think he enjoys #solitude?
he #behaved well today, so #steak for dinner
you treat him like a dog
he is one
a pavement
the spirit of my best boy lives on
#vss365 #ConverStory #vssdaily
to #board we #require: a valid passport, a boarding pass and above all be well- #behaved
is there food?
today we offer a #steak sandwich: chicken or beef
...
enjoy your #solitude, the entire passenger space is yours
#2WordPrompt #ConverStory #vssdaily #vss365
it's my #resolution
the #Tour de France is still 7 months away
let's go over now and get front row seats
where? there's 40 venues
the finish line
I don't think they'll let us save seats that long on the Champs Élysées, we might be suspected of Revolution
#vssdaily #ConverStory
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1 + 1 = 2 is an #equator
that's equation
OR / ION what's the difference?
the difference 1-1=0 is #empty
it's quite the #schism
my head is spinning, this is where I get out
#vssdaily #vss365 #ConverStory #vsspic
Coffee beans
#InkMine #Converstory
"I like Strong Coffee. Not this dirty water."
"You mean you like it to stink like skunk."
"No. I prefer a more Robust Taste."
"Then you can get up early to make it."
"Oh, well. Um, this is fine."
Math unsplash.com
#writingprompt #conversation #humor #coffee
the breeze #feather-s your hair
a little here, a little there
it set's my heart a-#flame
are you quite #sober my fair?
never better my hare
your #reason flew away there
passion #boil-ing over I fear
#vss365 #vssdaily #ConverStory #2WordPrompt
#Converstory #reevesroses
"How do you like your Room?" I ask
"It's fine. Nurse doesn't let us leave tho."
"No, UR not Well enough yet."
Their sad faces pull at my ❤️ "But I brought something 4 the Doll House. & I have time 4 a Tea Party."
Sarra Marzguioui unsplash.com #writingprompt #kids
man surprising woman with a vacuum cleaner for Christmas image: Pictorem.com https://bsky.app/profile/vsspic.bsky.social/post/3le33edo4fk2d
Happy #holidayseason dear. I was so happy with the wrench set you gave me, I decided to splurge and gift you this
I hope you enjoy it's warm vibrations in bed during 2025, DEAR
#ConverStory #vsspic
#ThePush #Converstory
Ears like a Bat!
No. I want a Tail like a Monkey!
You both act enough like animals, you don't need help.
milaoktasafitri pixabay.com
#humor #childhood #conversation #writingprompt
#InkMine #FreshPhrases #Converstory
I always have Melodies on my Mind.
How so?
When I hear a Musician Groove, I "see" Movement, Motion.
So that's why you're never still.
MasterTux pixabay.com
#writingprompt #creatives #conversation
#Converstory #FolkloreSunday #loveletters
And what do my Young Readers enjoy?
Mother Goose Fairytales.
Those Laid on the bedside Table?
Our bedtime stories.
Nong unsplash.com #writingprompt #booklovers #childhood
#VssDaily #VssNature #Converstory #DailyhaikuPrompt #ThePush
Let's play Duck, Duck, Goose.
I'd rather play Chicken.
Fine, I'll be a Hawk
ambquinn pixabay.com
#writingprompt #poetry #haiku #conversation #humor #childhood #microfiction
I followed the sound of #singing
even down the #sour smelling alley?
it had diffused such an air of #tranquility
did you meet the singer?
I don't know, I know my head met a #metal #pipe
#ConverStory #vssdaily #vss365 #2WordPrompt
the #gloves are not coming off, it's #winter
if not bare knuckles then bare #wickets
what is wrong with you? you've got crickets on the brain
no, stuffing my mouth with croque
Crocs?
that's neither cricket nor croquet
it's a crock
#ConverStory #vssdaily #vs365
is that the #silhouette of a #dog on the tombstone?
yes, she was quite fond of the beast
that's a very rude way to talk of her husband when she's in #mourning
her husband?
yes, his name was Doug
Oops! now I'm in the #soup
#vss365 #ConverStory #vssdaily
that looks like the #silhouette of a #dog
how can it be #both #wet and dry?
the nose is one and the coat is another
amazing, how is it possible, out in the cold rain?
it's a hot dog
#vss365 #ConverStory #2WordPrompt
